his head on the desk and snored. Elizabeth raised her eyebrows. He was sleeping on her desk.
Everyone else stared
OMG YOU'RE GIVING ME ONE!!!!
Beckett wandered by drinking ice tea.
i'm going to post this so watch it lol
Caz chased after him
Elizabeth said gently, "Wake up, sleepy head.”
dream," Rodney said, dazed, as he looked at her, "You're pretty."
abounded in the office - mostly from Sheppard.
Beckett walks past again. Clearly he has some plot
Weir pulls him in. She asks, "What did you put in
in Rodney's COFFEE
i'm out of it
sounded very r rated for a second there
"Nothing serious," Beckett looked shifty.
"A sedative....maybe a truth serum...."
"Is that legal?" Elizabeth
demanded, amazed. Beckett shrugs blankly.
*Caz shrugs blankly*
this is so weird
"I'm in love," Rodney declared.
"Uh oh," Said everyone.
grinning like the Chesire Cat, prompts,
who do ye love, Rodney?"
this beckett is evil
blankly at screen*
stood up suddenly and sang in a very loud - and very off key - voice, turning to Elizabeth,
love you baby! And if it's quite alright, I need you baby!"
a mcweir moment
covered their ears. Except Elizabeth. She smiled.
does this wear off?" She asked.
still looking very evil, said,
remember everything that's happened."
Said Elizabeth and sang to Rodney, "And Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiyiiiiiiii
will always love you!"
are as bad as each other. Ouch. Should get singing lessons."
dramatic kiss was then performed by Elizabeth and Rodney.
turned to the camera and stated,
is why you catch Caz when she is half asleep."
that was so ooc
i'm feeling funny
go for another!!
include a cashew
Elizabeth had run out of chocolate AND cashews. It was a disaster.
first person she complained to was Rodney. Because he was there. And giving her that puppy dog look because he wanted some
pillows. Or something. Maybe cushions.
that's another story. Rodney frowned,
get the chocolate part...but cashews? It's not like they are very good."
Elizabeth jumped to her feet and shouted,
GET ME CASHEWS DAMMIT OR I WILL KEEP YELLING!"
Rodney blinked. He said in a shaky voice,
don't know where to get some."
BLEW UP A SOLAR SYSTEM!"
note: the real reason she was yelling at him*
cowered. He begged,
yell at me. I'll get you cashews. Then will you forgive me?"
then ran to Beckett, who was sadly missing from this episode. Rodney said breathlessly,
did I find cashews?"
blinked. He grabbed his communicator thingymajigy...*author has forgotten word* and said,
beam down cashews!"
beams* Hey beckett was in that ep
walks past. Angry Beckett fans, enraged that this upstart stole Beckett's screen time, grab Zelenka and haul him off to Oma.
sorry," Hermiod apologised, "But we have no cashews."
Rodney looked like he was going to collapse. Beckett wondered out loud,
in the Pegasus Galaxy is this important?"
will forgive me if I get her cashews."
why didn't ye say so before?" Beckett demanded.
blinked. He opened his mouth to yell at the Scot. Beckett continued,
I don't have cashews. I have chocolate coated cashews."
the next room over we hear Caz yell to Beckett,
they pronounce it "ball"
was working, suffering withdrawal symptoms. SUDDENLY, chocolate coated cashews were beamed onto her desk!!
all doing it!
gah gah gah
the..." She said. Rodney waltzed into her office and preened. He told her,
have to forgive me now."
could kiss you," Elizabeth beamed.
walked past and said,
"Give this poor sleep deprived writer a rest. She already changed tenses once."
and Elizabeth chorused,
skipped a page of witty dialogue that Caz might have written when awake.
doesn't have the same ring to it, "Where is the false god ball?
a kissing part," Rodney said. Elizabeth giggled.
turned to the camera and said,
apologise on Caz's behalf. She seems to have forgotten that there is stuff in between sexual tension and kissing."
going to regret writing this tomorrow lol
random random RANDOM sleep deprived mcweir
i'll find somewhere to post-it
tell them i wasn't in my right mind
think about making the note*
think i can have a crack at another
hmm... ball - not dirty mind, just like you soccer ball base ball foot ball
all supposed to be one word
a very short fic for you:
on Atlantis played soccer.
god ba'al's sexy
tackled Elizabeth and landed on top of her.
lying on me," Quoth she.
Was quoth of Rodney.
ran on and pulled Caz off, who was beginning to rhyme and make the Bard turn in his grave.
says he glad he didn't destroy it!
blinked, "Have we escaped the crazy rhyming?"
think so," Said Elizabeth, "But I must warn you. I think I have the McWeir Virus."
still lying on top of me," Elizabeth reminded him.
turned pink and cleared his throat. He said nervously,
wouldn't happen to want to pass this virus on would you?"
thought you'd never ask!"
kissed. Ick. They were sweaty. But there's always showers. Yes. Showers.
turned to the camera and said,
another for you
head* i have a feeling i've written something that will make me look crazy
saw him and said "Kiss me"
Rodney had to.
think you're getting sleepier lol you're a push over.
push over? surely you jest.
i need not prove it
wonders if those caromellos had something else in them*
have been the sprinkles
were chocolate sprinkles on Rodney's desk in the lab.
came in and her eyes immediately went to the box, locked with a huge padlock.
looked around, saw no one and tried ripping it open. It didn't work. She sighed sadly.
tugged at it again. She tugged REALLY hard and the box disintegrated. The sprinkles went everywhere!
ran in, saw the mess and looked very dismayed. He glanced at Elizabeth
and his eyes got a weird Thor-like-be-prepared glint in them.
are everywhere," Rodney said of the sprinkles. He took her hands, which were covered in the chocolately specks. He continued,
"And I want some."
kissed her hands. Then licked the sprinkles off her fingers. Elizabeth
we pretend I have sprinkles in my mouth?" She asked hopefully.
kissed her and she responded. While they stood happily, Beckett snuck in and swept the sprinkles into his own little padlocked
he did so, he turned to the camera, "I tried to tell Caz these weren't worth the trouble. Now she is writing things she's
going to regret once off this sugar high."
Beckett continued, "She may write better quality McWeir to make up for it."
Elizabeth was talking to John. It looked intimate. Rodney saw and got jealous.
grabbed his laptop, Zelenka's laptop, Beckett's petunias, Bates' suspicion drive, Bob's dart, Steve's dart, Perna's corpse,
Kavanaugh's corpse and threw them at Sheppard!
one knows what happened to Kavanaugh but it involved an electric chair that Rodney thought was a perfect match for the sleazy
The objects threw Sheppard off balance and over the balcony! John fell screaming into the huge wave from that beach scene
in Deep Impact.
laughed evilly. Elizabeth blinked then also laughed evilly.
shared an evil kiss.
wanna go out?" Rodney asked.
Said Elizabeth, "We should watch Bates get his butt kicked
by Jinto as a date."
walked off arm in arm.
turned to the camera and said, "These are getting weirder and freakier."
agrees* :D eh MCWEIR
are REALLY going to have to put an explanatory note
ran down the hallway. Rodney peered out his door and queried,
random lass just appeared in my bed," Beckett explained, out of breath, "I think her name was Caz."
Said Rodney as Beckett ran off.
returned to his room. SUDDENLY Elizabeth appeared on his bed.
Rodney blinked. This was becoming an epidemic!!
thinking those thoughts," She scolded him.
idea why this is happening?" Rodney demanded. Elizabeth shrugged.
She got up to leave, very determined to go. She was dressed in those embarrassing Star Wars pyjamas.
looked down at himself. He was wearing that embarrassing Mr Fantastic t-shirt.
They both said.
come get me lol*
bored," Elizabeth said. "Me too."
they fought. And Rodney had no more pillows. Beckett fwaped Caz,
crossing over with other stories!"
and Elizabeth went through every room on Atlantis and destroyed all the pillows.
they decided they could go on a date. Rodney blinked,
did that happen? We haven't even got to the usual kiss that this writer usually does."
should rectify this," Elizabeth declared and they snogged.
turned to the camera and said, "Caz, I think ye've done enough damage."
I am really out of it
i don't make this any worse
one last bit
was sitting in a white padded room. She beamed at the camera and said,
are the many ways that Elizabeth Weir and Rodney McKay hooked up. I'm quite comfortable now. And I have a room mate."
moved into the frame and said desperately, "I'm not mad! NO! I'm not mad!"
kissed Caz. Blinked. And said, "I AM MAD!"
*has very disturbing thought*
beamed at him.
decided this fic should e.....