*white van pulls
*Caz hides in Beckett's sure embrace*
*Beckett wraps lab coat around Caz*
*there's a knock
at the door*
Elly: WHO is
*lab coat guy*
WE have a package
elly: who for?
lcg: a mrs beckett
elly: CAZ! get
Caz: *hides* no
door and promptly disappears in puff of purple smoke*
Caz: We have to narrate without the omnipresent voice. :-O
Beckett: This will not bode well...
in centre of the room*
Narrator: You can't get rid of me that easily
Beckett: Oh well. No harm in trying. (6)
Caz: BECKETT! Was that you?
Beckett: No comment.
disappears from narrator and reappears on beckett*
for accusing me of something i didn't do
*Caz tears straight jacket of Beckett*
Beckett: Eager are we?
Caz: Not in public!
ME! more than one couple needs to live in this - um, room?
Caz: Don't yell at me - it's his fault.
[warning that this message almost went a bit explicit but Caz caught it in time and instead will write:] Risque stuff
happened. Caz and Beckett went to bed.
*there's a knock
at the door*
you get the rodney?
oh fine then *he walks to the door* ELLY! did you order 4 men in white coats?
Caz: I only need one man in a white coat.
The Truth About Narim
One day Samantha Carter went walking in the park.
She saw, sitting on the bench and breathing the air, NARIM!
Sam backtracked and stared.
Narim did not notice her.
Elizabeth Weir turned up
and kissed NARIM
NARIM kissed her
Sam walked up and said loudly, "Aren't you meant to be DEAD?"
Narim detached himself - and I say detached - from Elizabeth and explained, "I got beamed out
by Scotty and decided to live my days as SIMON! on earth"
collar on mckay*
*the men in
white coats advance*
*Caz snuggles up to her man in the white coat*
elly: take care
of the pizza boys, i don't want any ascended pizzas tonight
Caz: Are you –
Beckett: Yes. (6)
Caz: Is that –
Beckett: Does it matter?
Caz: No. (6)
Caz: You know you'd only do that for one thing.
*Caz and Beckett race into kitchen*
*the narrator sits there, not wanting to write what Caz and Beckett were talking about*
and drags mckay around the room by the collar*
Narrator: *to GT* You know what?
Narrator: I'm glad there was at least one thing covering there.
GT: Oh so you mean –
GT: That's just –
Narrator: Oh yes.
*Caz and Beckett come out*
Daniel: I'm lost. What was everyone talking about?
the hell not
GT: *flippantly* Beckett was wearing only his lab coat before.
All: *look at Beckett*
Beckett: What's this now? I'm wearing clothes now.
gt: oh i must
have forgot to tell you all! nudist bar on saturday night
Beckett: I was wearing something.
Caz: Only a lab coat.
ALL: NO NUBY! PUT IT AWAY!
Caz: So if this really is Nudist Night...
*Nude Zalenka runs past screaming as Oma chases him*
GT! PUT SOMETHING
ON! you're serving food for immunity's sakes!
not all he's serving...
*Caz starts to take off her jacket*
elly: i'm going
to pretend you never said that
Beckett: I am the only one allowed to see ye.
*Caz and Beckett reach an agreement*
*both wear labcoats*
at home in nudist saturday*
*Caz and Beckett snuggle on lounge*
Caz: Beckett quit putting your hands there.
WHILE YOU CAN OR YOU’LL END UP IN SERVITUDE TO AN ORI!
Beckett: Ultimate enslavement - marriage.
Caz: *fwaps Beckett*
Beckett: Sorry, sorry.
cuts straight to the enslavement
on mckay's leesh*
Caz: At least marriage is a nice enslavement.
*Beckett carries Caz off*
*men in white
coats hang out at the bar*
a nice mood mist*
Rodney: It's worse than that, he's dead, Liz, dead Liz, dead Liz!
Elizabeth: Quit singing sci-fi parody songs and kiss me!
Rodney: Ah! But I must act angsty over Grodin's death!
The Fast Food Song
sheppard and teyla
I WOULD SLEEP WITH IT! I mean *COUGH*
omg how wrong
did that sound
*reads the above
that ..... came out ....
blackmail material just delivered*
Caz's Poisoning the Well chapter in her fic Moments
*Caz's exaggerated role play thing*
Rodney: Um, why?
Elizabeth: Because you're his friend.
Rodney: BUT I DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS
Liz: I'm your friend!
Rodney: But one day you'll be my LOVAH
Liz: True dat.
Liz: But Beckett is ya friend
Rodney: Is he?
Liz: Now go and console him!
Liz: Why not?
Rodney: Kiss first.
Liz: But that's not for several chapters.
and in other news Elizabeth enjoyed a Rodney-Pizza
hey! :-O she's
supposed to get with him not devour him - in that sense - aww crap
but if she put the topping on him and didn't eat him per se
nah, bring on the strawberry sauce
I have come to the conclusion that Paul McGillion looks sexy no matter what he's doing. Being shot, being choked.....
Beckett muttered under his breath, "She's getting ideas."
"More!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Oma hollered.
Zelenka ran in fright.
He yelled over his shoulder, "We have enough children!!!!!!!!!"
multiplying but what?
well i do remember writing that zelenka and oma had 12 children
*a light bulb floats over Caz's head*
*she swats at it*
Light bulb: I am your daily bright idea!
Caz: *suspiciously* What's today's bright idea?
Light bulb: What am I? Your idea generator? I'm just the messenger.
Brain Wave Manipulation
Rodney McKay was a genius. In fact, he was a dangerous genius.
on his days off.
(is he with you or Liz in this?)
decide lmao - i have the original anyway
Rodney was experimenting with brain wave manipulation!
"I don't think that is a smart idea," Zelenka commented, ever the cautious one.
And for good reason.
John Sheppard and Ronan Dex were racing each other on someone's X-Box.
Ronan beat the crap out of John. John was so angry he kicked the X-Box into the wall. Strangely, this jolted the whole
there is freaking caterpillar on my keyboard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and it dropped off a strawberry i was about to eat!!!!!!!!!!!
nope mine are
anyway! where was I?
oh yes. x-box
Rodney's brain manipulator thingymajigy was jolted by this and blasted Zelenka!!!!!!!!!
Zelenka, spluttering, was about to strangle McKay!
Then Zelenka realised something...
His hands were furry!
Rodney pointed at elly, "What she said."
"You have Dr Beckett's retrovirus in here?!" Exclaimed Zelenka.
Rodney snorted, "Don't be ridiculous. It's my retrovirus. My rabbit retrovirus."
the frak is wrong with you??!!
Zelenka sprouted furry rabbit ears.
And a fluffy little tail!
He was upset. As you would be.
And Zelenka hopped from the labs!
Rodney: He took that badly.
Caz: Ya think?!
elly: BAD Rodney
you'll have to punish him...
Zelenka hopped into the infirmary.
“What on Earth?" Beckett didn't bother to hide his astonishment, "Since when were you are rabbit, Radek?"
"Since McKay made me grow fluff!!!!!!!"
*ALL look to the sky*
Caz: You're in trouble now, bucko!
Zelenka now looked like a huge rabbit.
over to elly*
elly: OH no
Oma appeared in the infirmary.
Zelenka jumped so high he hit his head on the ceiling.
Beckett merely said, "Hello."
*Caz suffered a swooning fit*
Caz: Oi...there's a patient who needs doctoring here. I'm suffering from a swooning fit.
me beckett won't help
Beckett immediately ran to assist.
Zelenka was really freaked out by Oma and now that he really WAS a bunny he was even more freaked out.
Oma offered to turn him back.
Zelenka narrowed his eyes, "Why are you being nice to me?"
Oma: awww sweetie...
is that a trick question?
miss, 'needle in a chess board'
Beckett: *aside* Wait for the catch.
Oma muttered her terms in one of Zelenka's floppy ears.
Zelenka freaked out.
[insert czech expletives here]
She wouldn't turn him back unless he went into a storage closet with her!!!
Caz: I guess Ancients can handle any shape or form......
oh that was
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY TOO MUCH INFORMATION ROTFLMAOLOL
Zelenka was angry, "How am I supposed to choose?"
*Caz got bored suddenly*
Zelenka woke up the next day as a human.
to camera* warning, stories may be subject to change without warning, we take no responsibility for caz's flings...
to camera* HEY tha' was MY LINE
Poor, poor Beckett.
Constantly being replaced by people.
*glares at Zelenka*
Zelenka: I'm the victim here!
no dude, you're
Zelenka: I'm human now!
Caz: But you weren't yesterday. :D
Zelenka: Why do I get the feeling I made a bad mistake?
on the inside that counts
Rodney uses What's-On-The-Inside Goggles and looks at Zelenka.
"I'm seeing a wabbit," Rodney declared.
*Oma runs into the story again*
Oma: *to Zelenka* I'm pregnant!
what so they're
fire breathing bunnies?
genetics is not my strong suit
all i know is that half-Furlings look human sometimes
except their hair...
*holds up scissors in front of Beckett's face*
*a little pair
of eyes blinks back from within the hair*
Beckett: There's nothing there, I swear.
Beckett: If you DARE cut my hair, I will groom yours!
oh the song
i'm listening to just isn't giving me the best images
what is it?
she tied you to the kitchen chair"?
...she cut your
Beckett pleaded with elly, "Don't give Caz ideas!"
it came off
way to kinky LMAO
but it did
Beckett looks for a good place to hide.
Caz smiles at him.
... she tied
to a kitchen chair, she broke your throne she cut your hair and from your lips she drew the hallelujah
*Caz grabs Beckett and drags him into the next room*
Rodney: That's the kitchen. Isn’t it?
"You're not going to cut my hair are you?" Rodney asked nervously.
*Caz and Beckett return*
*both of them look like a 3-yr-old cut their hair*
Caz: There was a slight altercation.
*pats hair sadly*
multi task like that
creature in beckett's hair trying to find somewhere to hide*
a Bookstore Near You
Mulitasking by Caz and Beckett
a picture of scissors should suffice *sniggers*
a warning lol
What Not To Do With Handcuffs
Thor's Coyote Ugly Memoirs.....
The next big release in bookstores is, ah, penned by Heimdall the Asgard. It is titled Just What Gender Am I Anyway?
It is expected to be a bestseller.
MAY CONTAIN NUTS
How to Avoid Enslavement by sin_
Negative Karma by Supratnt
Sexy System Lords Only by ellymelly
Guide to Inanimate Object Shipping by HyperCaz
Keeping Your Playboys on a Short Leash....
uh oh... lmao!
i wonder where this came from
it came.......from the future!
IT's called Tribbles, parodies, and night terrors!
general notice: ellymelly would like to announce the release of her new book; living with Ra, Nuby, Ba'al and Rodney
- and you thought three was a crowd
Top Gun Antics
Caz: *to Beckett* Take me to bed or lose me forever!
Beckett: Ye've been watching Top Gun again.
Beckett: With pleasure, my dear.
Caz: Mr Beckett.
Beckett: Mrs Beckett.
*they snuggle and watch elly's stalking antics*
*grabs Beckett and chocolate sauce*
*Beckett grabs rope*
Beckett: You prefer scarves?
Caz: Handcuffs actually.
Beckett: I got those.
*Mr and Mrs Beckett disappear into closet*
John Sheppard: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what the hell are you on about? Lmao
Piper: Um...have you got the wrong show?
this is you
it's a dream
Teyla: Though it was painful.
Cole: My bad.
Piper, Prue and Phoebe: GET LOST!
Beckett: No more Charmed for ye, lass.
Caz: Sorry...just seeing Rachel Luttrel KOed by an energy ball was distressing. But ya gotta admit the whole Piper/Leo
freezing in bed thing is kinda kinky
Beckett: Thank goodness ye're not a witch with powers then.
Caz: *roughly quoting Leo in charmed* "You freeze me in bed for your pleasure"
LMAO!! :D and on that note i think it best i leave :D:D:D
Beckett: *to Charmed Ones* Stay away, stay FAR away.
elly: come on
rodney, we'll leave the evil lady in peace, and her little... um, so not the most appropriate quote.
considering i'm wearing a collar as it is
Caz: I can freeze you to my pleasure!
Beckett: Let's leave the freezing out of it.
Caz: Not talking to you.
Beckett: To pleasure then?
Caz: Oohhhh yeah.
*they disappear for a long time*
LARGE bolt to door and runs away with rodney and ba'al*
elly: I HEARD
elly: SHUT UP
Caz: A brook is a river.
Running through various ports of call (6)
*puts up sign that reads: DON'T COME AKNOCKIN WHEN THE WAGON IS A ROCKIN*
and let me tell you THIS wagon IS a rockin
say NO to zeir :D
got those sticks again hasn't he?
what's he's gonna do with those sticks..
*Caz's Disturbing Drive explodes*
john: what am
i gonna do with these sticks?
a quote that I related to scarily:
Low Rimmer: I'm going to thrash you to within an inch of your life. And then... I'm going to have you.
*Beckett gets a wee bit scared*
Caz: *to Beckett* How about some dirty dancin' stud?
*Beckett mutters something in Caz's ear*
*Caz raises her eyebrows*
Caz: You already put a collar on me, remember?
Beckett: Oh, that's right.
March of the Penguins
and was there
a penguin on your display pic just then?
or is it just
are you referring to beckett by any chance? LOL!
no! i could
have sworn your pic just changed from a penguin to beckett
Furlings are penguins then?
are we sure
they're furry enough? if that's the right way of putting that
Caz: Beckett, you don't by any chance have relatives in Antarctica do you?
Beckett: I have a few cousins, but Cousin It doesn't like me to talk about them.
Caz: Penguins, right?
Beckett: Aye, Emperor Penguins.
elly: so why
are you so damn short?
rodney: he doesn't
talk about that
Caz: He's got human blood...
wait, our kid will be taller than nuby!
caz: I certainly
Caz: Wait a minute, why do I want a kid taller than Nuby?
nuby's a midget
Ra: He wears platforms.
*Nuby topples over*
*his platforms fall off*
Zelenka: Platforms are very undignified.
Daniel: Is that why you wear them?
Zelenka: No, to deter Oma.
Daniel: I think that'd just turn her on. Or something.
Oma: my little
*remembers amusing quote from Bridget Jones's Diary*
something along the lines of "doing it like rabbits"
Oma: Not a bad idea.
Zelenka: Jezis, I'm a dead man.
rodney: no dude,
*sticks R post-it
Caz + Beckett = R rating
beckett + night = FUN
Hungry Eyes Antics
Beckett: *croons to Caz* Hungry eyes......
on a collar*
*Beckett is indeed looking at Caz with hungry eyes*
Caz: Maybe later. So you actually have a spiked collar then?
*goes out to
Caz: *to beckett* Keep your "hungry eyes" to yourself. *to Rodney* It's not so bad.
Damn Those Typos
*gives him a
*Caz attacks elly*
Caz: Hands on my goods
Caz:...I mean, husband.
*Caz elbows elly out of the way and kisses Beckett for an extended period of time*
*the narrator is the only means of communication during this time period*
elly: HEY i
only do what i am told!
I MEANT OFF
I'm such a twit.
yes yes you
*Caz raises fists and shakes it at the sky*
Caz: Damn the typos!
past and sees lemming*
oY! OUT OF IT!
*chases it out
just dream then?
elly: SHUT UP
Caz: aw did elly yell at you?
Beckett: Aye, she did.
Caz: You want me to kiss you better?
Beckett: Where exactly?
Caz & Beckett: Sorry
do you want this collar
you like to know
Caz: Why do you insist on me wearing a hospital gown?
Beckett: So I can play doctor.
Caz: Yeah, but I can't be the naughty nurse for once?
Beckett: If ye insist.
*Caz holds up her little stuffed bunny*
*it's so cute and furry and brown*
oma: and MINE
*Caz passes it over to Oma*
*Oma holds it delicately, grinning wickedly*
Oma: I am going to call it Radek.
Radek the Stuffed Animal: *preens*
Radek the Stuffed Human: AHHHHHH!
stuffed as in STUFFED