sadly there was no lorne or mckay
thank god for that
HOW DARE YOU
i'm a little over them
they've been shoved down my throat
actually i guess i'm just over the whole show
*MUST NOT COMMENT*
you said it not me :D
that's... so so wrong
that's the most wrong thing you've said in a while
it's pretty bad actually!
you can't recover from that
MOVING RIGHT ALONG
(sssshhhh, if the bunnies
can't hear you scream, it means they've pushed you out of the airlock)
John Sheppard: Caz, you shouldn't talk with your mouth full.
beckett: save room for *cannot complete sentence*
msn's censoring me!
Zelenka: I am getting strange readings.
Narrator: Beware the hand of MSN...
Narrator: ...it can turn into a fist.
Oma: Sit down before you hurt yourself.
Zelenka: What was the sentence?
Beckett: Are ye sure ye wish to know?
Zelenka: Of course I'm sure.
PG what happened to PG
mckay: Personal Guilt won out
thought you were locked away
GT: Be careful what you narrate...
Caz: Elly! I didn't know you liked locking him up.
cashews: "we're happy little vegemites"
vegemite: "we're happy little cashews..."
cashews: prepare for war, vermin!
vegemite: die you psychopathic nut jobs!
replicator chicks: *devour both cashews and vegemite*
*a suspicious humming noise comes from replicator's body*
Ba'al: Did someone start stroking it...Rodney?
Rodney: How should I know?
OMGZ that came out so very wrong
with visual aids as well
elly: i need something to lay
ba'al: right here
elly: off the couch NOW
*replicator pops up an antenna*
Beckett: Rodney, I think it's happy to see ye.
replicator: Prepare to die
Caz: *sinks to floor looking horrified*
mckay: that's it, we're uninstalling the voice software
GT: Can we keep the martini mixer?
mckay: providing it doesn't broadcast our location
John Sheppard: I happen to like my GPS shaken, not stirred.
elly: who let the dog in?
Beckett: This is an Immunity Members Club only.
John Sheppard: Woof. I mean. I belong here.
ba'al: and YOU don't have the equipment
elly: he means, 'multipass'
John Sheppard: My equipment is fine! I need no multipass!
John Sheppard: why is GT looking at me like that?
Teyla: No, Colonel... your equipment makes you arrive multi-fast...
GT: * smiles suspiciously*
Caz: *holds up hand* Wait. What. TEYLA.
oma: i'll check it
Zelenka: Cheque please!
Caz: Scot please!
Zelenka: You little -
Oma: Down, bunny.
elly: down boys...
*there's a noise as someone hangs a, 'RISTRICTED AUDIENCES
ONLY' sign on the door
Narrator: Mature Audiences recommended. But undesired.
*it rains cheese*
John Sheppard: I don't think that was cheese, Rodney.
mckay: oh, it's the vaccuum code
Ford: Dude. Don't get things stuck in vacuums?
thor: *touches sheppard's hair*
ba'al: *looks appalled*
elly: not *THAT* hair
*caz has passed out on the floor*
*Beckett rushes to assist*
Beckett: It's my stethoscope, I swear.
ba'al: i'm just not going to mention my hand device
John Sheppard: Guess that's kind of handy, huh?
thor: precisly why i confiscated it
elly: and i made you return it
mckay: i want out of this room
elly: quiet slave
Caz: *to elly* Is he handy?
elly; since his upgrade he needed the parts
mckay: *presses zelenka's bunny tail*
Zelenka: If you value your hair, your hands and your oblong instrument...
PUT THE TAIL DOWN.
elly: *cough* some of those are my property
Oma: As the tail is mine. *evil Ori glare*
Oma: *thinks for a minute* BOTH tails.
*replicators amass in army style*
*GT hides under bar*
ba'al: *protects LULU*
mckay: *jumps on couch with ba'al*
ba'al: *kicks him off*
Oma: That don't impress me much.
elly: what's up with everyone?
Caz: ARMY OF DOOM.
replicator: "universal end approaching"
Oma: Okay, so you're a rocket scientist...
elly: someone squish that bug
John Sheppard: WHOA! Point those guns someplace else!
elly: tie that sheppard down
Rodney: I'll get the bug spray. (6)
John Sheppard: I. AM. NOT. A. BUG.
*Beckett gets out a syringe*
replicator: *gnashes teeth*
John: i want out
elly: there is no out
GT: You may come, but never go.
elly: once you're thrust in here there's no escape
mckay: Unless you're ford - but he's always been on
the small side
Beckett: Make sure to keep all limbs inside the carriage...
Caz: Wh - NO! Honey, stop this or else.
Ford: McKay's got a little what?
thor: *eyes narrow*
elly: when'd you get back?
Heimdall: Baby got back.
ba'al: SONIC EWWW
*The Doctor appears*
Doctor: Did someone say Sonic Screw?
blackhole: TARDIS WHEREFOROUT THOU TARDIS?
and EW CAZ
ba'al: it'd need batteries
Oma: I'll take two, thank you.
mckay: *MUST NOT CORRUPT MIND*
elly: recite pi
elly: *this close* to getting him in an infinite loop
Caz: 22 divided by 7?
Zelenka: Answer is 42.
oma: do not share divine secrets with those underlings
Zelenka: *sniffs* You were going to replace me with batteries.
Oma: No. I was going to make you an ENERGISER BUNNY.
Narrator: keep on going...and going...and going...
WRONG WRONG OMG SO WRONG
mckay: i think i'm going to choke on the ew
elly: i need a seat at the bar
bar stool: *glares menancingly*
gt: i think you're over the limit
elly: this whole place is over the limit!
mckay: limit of what?
Zelenka: Ne, as long as there's no green fairy, nothing is over
Green Fairy: You rang?
*Caz looks down at green jell-o suspiciously*
elly: no such thing as fairies
green fairy: *falls from the air and lands on a replicator*
Narrator: *sings to self* Feel the vibrations...
*Caz shakes fist at ceiling*
elly: if this results in little green winged replicators...
John Sheppard: Can someone untie me? Please?
Teyla: *advances wearing black leather*
Teyla: Please what?
Ford: Ah, team bondage. I mean, bonding.
thor: buzz off, tiny
*Ford pulls out a lightsabre and activates it, waving it at Thor*
Thor: Clearly compensating for something.
elly: or lack thereof
Ford: Why you little -
Thor: Little what?
Ford: Little - oh for Goa'uld's sake.
*Ford grabs beaming stone and disappears*
thor: get back here midget
Caz: If he's a midget, does that make you a tripod?
Caz: What? Everyone else is doing it!
ford: *falls from the sky* the stone rejected me
GT: Doing what?
elly: is there are reason all these leashes appeared
at the bar?
Caz: Here, lassie!
Beckett: ...so if ye call, ye expect me to come jus' like tha'?
Caz: I thought we already had that arrangement.
Caz: ... or it's the leash for you!
John: maybe they're here on my account
Teyla: Yesss... these shall do nicely for you, John...
ba'al: what's with the breasty woman?
ba'al: it's her sticks that worry me
john: me too
Teyla: And what would you like me to do with your stick...s, John?
Rodney: This must be why they call them joysticks...
thor: they got nothin' on my beaming stone
Rodney: Ugh, no. I do not want to know where that stone has been.
elly: um, not sure there's anywhere it could go...
ba'al: is thor always that shade of lillac?
Oma: I do not recall his previous colour.
thor: we prefer 'shade'
Oma: Have it your way, Mr Sexy Pants.
Ba'al: you two supreme beings should get a room already
Oma and thor: *consider*
Zelenka: *turns shade of red*
Gonzo the Muppet: They say he gets hopping mad...
elly: we need to install bouncers
mckay: i could program a replicator to -
elly: so help me if you make repli-bouncers
*Zelenka grabs Oma and demonstrates his new status as a battery-operated
Caz: Problem, narrator?
Narrator: ENERGISER BUNNY
gt: *pours himself a drink*
*caz curls up on Beckett's lap*
Caz: Sleeeeeep time.
so that was um
you started it