sadly there was no lorne or mckay
thank god for that
:O
HOW DARE YOU
i'm a little over them
they've been shoved down my throat
i'm choking
actually i guess i'm just over the whole show
*MUST NOT COMMENT*
oops
omg
SHIT
whoops
wait
you said it not me :D
that's... so so wrong
that's the most wrong thing you've said in a while
it's pretty bad actually!
*is distraught*
holy..
you can't recover from that
MOVING RIGHT ALONG
(sssshhhh, if the bunnies
can't hear you scream, it means they've pushed you out of the airlock)
John Sheppard: Caz, you shouldn't talk with your mouth full.
Caz: Holy...
beckett: save room for *cannot complete sentence*
msn's censoring me!
Zelenka: I am getting strange readings.
Narrator: Beware the hand of MSN...
Narrator: ...it can turn into a fist.
Caz: *agape*
Oma: Sit down before you hurt yourself.
Zelenka: What was the sentence?
Beckett: Are ye sure ye wish to know?
Zelenka: Of course I'm sure.
:O
PG what happened to PG
mckay: Personal Guilt won out
ba'al: *stretches*
elly: i
thought you were locked away
GT: Be careful what you narrate...
Caz: Elly! I didn't know you liked locking him up.
cashews: "we're happy little vegemites"
vegemite: "we're happy little cashews..."
cashews: prepare for war, vermin!
vegemite: die you psychopathic nut jobs!
replicator chicks: *devour both cashews and vegemite*
*a suspicious humming noise comes from replicator's body*
*replicator spawns*
Ba'al: Did someone start stroking it...Rodney?
Rodney: How should I know?
:O
OMGZ that came out so very wrong
with visual aids as well
elly: i need something to lay
on
ba'al: right here
elly: off the couch NOW
:
*replicator pops up an antenna*
Beckett: Rodney, I think it's happy to see ye.
incoming transmission
replicator: Prepare to die
Caz: *sinks to floor looking horrified*
mckay: that's it, we're uninstalling the voice software
GT: Can we keep the martini mixer?
mckay: providing it doesn't broadcast our location
John Sheppard: I happen to like my GPS shaken, not stirred.
elly: who let the dog in?
Beckett: This is an Immunity Members Club only.
John Sheppard: Woof. I mean. I belong here.
ba'al: and YOU don't have the equipment
elly: he means, 'multipass'
John Sheppard: My equipment is fine! I need no multipass!
John Sheppard: why is GT looking at me like that?
Teyla: No, Colonel... your equipment makes you arrive multi-fast...
GT: * smiles suspiciously*
:O :O
Caz: *holds up hand* Wait. What. TEYLA.
:
oma: i'll check it
Zelenka: Cheque please!
Caz: Scot please!
Zelenka: You little -
Oma: Down, bunny.
elly: down boys...
*there's a noise as someone hangs a, 'RISTRICTED AUDIENCES
ONLY' sign on the door
Narrator: Mature Audiences recommended. But undesired.
*it rains cheese*
*replicators feed*
Rodney: Tasty.
John Sheppard: I don't think that was cheese, Rodney.
mckay: oh, it's the vaccuum code
Ford: Dude. Don't get things stuck in vacuums?
thor: *touches sheppard's hair*
ba'al: *looks appalled*
elly: not *THAT* hair
*caz has passed out on the floor*
*Beckett rushes to assist*
Caz: ....
Beckett: It's my stethoscope, I swear.
ba'al: i'm just not going to mention my hand device
John Sheppard: Guess that's kind of handy, huh?
thor: precisly why i confiscated it
elly: and i made you return it
mckay: i want out of this room
elly: quiet slave
Caz: *to elly* Is he handy?
elly; since his upgrade he needed the parts
mckay: *presses zelenka's bunny tail*
Zelenka: If you value your hair, your hands and your oblong instrument...
PUT THE TAIL DOWN.
elly: *cough* some of those are my property
Oma: As the tail is mine. *evil Ori glare*
Oma: *thinks for a minute* BOTH tails.
*replicators amass in army style*
*GT hides under bar*
ba'al: *protects LULU*
mckay: *jumps on couch with ba'al*
ba'al: *kicks him off*
ra: *yawns*
nuby: *struggles*
thor: *beams*
Oma: That don't impress me much.
elly: what's up with everyone?
Caz: ARMY OF DOOM.
replicator: "universal end approaching"
Oma: Okay, so you're a rocket scientist...
Zelenka: Ano?
elly: someone squish that bug
John Sheppard: WHOA! Point those guns someplace else!
elly: tie that sheppard down
Rodney: I'll get the bug spray. (6)
John Sheppard: I. AM. NOT. A. BUG.
*Beckett gets out a syringe*
Beckett: Yet.
replicator: *gnashes teeth*
John: i want out
elly: there is no out
GT: You may come, but never go.
*Caz glares*
GT: What?
;o
;o
:O
elly: once you're thrust in here there's no escape
mckay: Unless you're ford - but he's always been on
the small side
Beckett: Make sure to keep all limbs inside the carriage...
Caz: Honey.
Beckett: Gladly.
Caz: Wh - NO! Honey, stop this or else.
Ford: McKay's got a little what?
thor: *eyes narrow*
elly: when'd you get back?
Heimdall: Baby got back.
Hermiod: Shh.
thor: HUSH
ba'al: SONIC EWWW
*The Doctor appears*
Doctor: Did someone say Sonic Screw?
Caz: DRIVER.
blackhole: TARDIS WHEREFOROUT THOU TARDIS?
and EW CAZ
ba'al: it'd need batteries
Oma: I'll take two, thank you.
Zelenka: O_O
mckay: *MUST NOT CORRUPT MIND*
elly: recite pi
mckay: no
elly: *this close* to getting him in an infinite loop
Caz: 22 divided by 7?
Zelenka: Answer is 42.
oma: do not share divine secrets with those underlings
Zelenka: *sniffs* You were going to replace me with batteries.
Oma: No. I was going to make you an ENERGISER BUNNY.
Narrator: keep on going...and going...and going...
WRONG WRONG OMG SO WRONG
mckay: i think i'm going to choke on the ew
elly: i need a seat at the bar
bar stool: *glares menancingly*
gt: i think you're over the limit
elly: this whole place is over the limit!
mckay: limit of what?
Zelenka: Ne, as long as there's no green fairy, nothing is over
the limit.
Green Fairy: You rang?
Zelenka: Shhh.
*Caz looks down at green jell-o suspiciously*
elly: no such thing as fairies
green fairy: *falls from the air and lands on a replicator*
*replicator buzzes*
Narrator: *sings to self* Feel the vibrations...
*Caz shakes fist at ceiling*
elly: if this results in little green winged replicators...
John Sheppard: Can someone untie me? Please?
Teyla: *advances wearing black leather*
John: *gulp*
Teyla: *smirk*
John: Please?
Teyla: Please what?
Ford: Ah, team bondage. I mean, bonding.
thor: buzz off, tiny
ford: :O
*Ford pulls out a lightsabre and activates it, waving it at Thor*
Thor: Clearly compensating for something.
elly: or lack thereof
Ford: Why you little -
Thor: Little what?
Ford: Little - oh for Goa'uld's sake.
*Ford grabs beaming stone and disappears*
thor: get back here midget
Caz: If he's a midget, does that make you a tripod?
Beckett: CAZ!
Caz: What? Everyone else is doing it!
ford: *falls from the sky* the stone rejected me
GT: Doing what?
Oma: Rabbits.
elly: is there are reason all these leashes appeared
at the bar?
Caz: Here, lassie!
Beckett: ...so if ye call, ye expect me to come jus' like tha'?
Caz: I thought we already had that arrangement.
Caz: ... or it's the leash for you!
John: maybe they're here on my account
Teyla: Yesss... these shall do nicely for you, John...
ba'al: what's with the breasty woman?
elly; *GLARE*
ba'al: it's her sticks that worry me
john: me too
Teyla: And what would you like me to do with your stick...s, John?
Rodney: This must be why they call them joysticks...
thor: they got nothin' on my beaming stone
Rodney: Ugh, no. I do not want to know where that stone has been.
elly: um, not sure there's anywhere it could go...
ba'al: is thor always that shade of lillac?
*all squint*
Oma: I do not recall his previous colour.
thor: we prefer 'shade'
Oma: Have it your way, Mr Sexy Pants.
Caz: NOOOOOO....
elly: :|
Ba'al: you two supreme beings should get a room already
Oma and thor: *consider*
Zelenka: *turns shade of red*
Gonzo the Muppet: They say he gets hopping mad...
elly: we need to install bouncers
mckay: i could program a replicator to -
elly: so help me if you make repli-bouncers
*Zelenka grabs Oma and demonstrates his new status as a battery-operated
rabbit...er, bunny...um...*
Caz: Problem, narrator?
Narrator: ENERGISER BUNNY
gt: *pours himself a drink*
*caz curls up on Beckett's lap*
Caz: Sleeeeeep time.
elly: *yawns*
so that was um
scary
interesting
you started it