FRAKITY FRAKITY FRAK
*AND RUNS INTO WALL*
you must be seriously stressed
*Caz grabs Paul McGillion and threatens
to HAVE HIM if he doesn't talk Scottish*
*And tell hims that if he
DOES talk Scottish, she will still HAVE HIM*
as in 'have him' i think you're more stressed
than you realized
considering you just propositioned someone
three times your age
*thinks of rodney*
*sits happily grinning*
*gets image of Beckett in head*
you sooooo don’t want to know
lmao, can't be worse than mine, considering
he's wearing a spiked collar
*image in head*
*refuses to leave*
i'm getting images of Beckett STRIP
TEASING and you really did NOT need to know THAT
omigosh i need to work
but i can't with that mental image
and CHOCOLATE SAUCE
Beckett is distracting me!!!!!
what's the point with a spiked collar
screw the scarves, ROPES
um possibly bad word choice
right, i need a different song
*goes to find a different song*
*Caz is staring avidly at distant spot*
that's vehhhhhhry interesting
- don't post this...
I'm going to splash cold water on my
i think i might too
*attaches R rating to convo anyway*
I actually did go and splash water on
RANDOMLY WE SEE THOR
WITH SHIFTY EYES
*be prepared starts playing*
*plays suggestive Darren Hayes song*
"coco jumbo yi ya yah!”
"we practice love between the sheets"
- ah to say that to beckett
i don't want to get off my bed again
just to splash water on my face!!!
HyperCaz - resident fruit nut
"you're all cashews..."
*starts randomly laughing at picture
of Beckett on wall*
Caz: Paul, you calmed me down enough
to write my english thing. From the bottom of my heart, I thank you.
Caz: And you too elly.
beckett: um, i
elly: *cough* holds up collar
*Caz looks hungrily at Beckett*
Beckett and Rodney: GULP BAIL
*like an animal of prey, Caz stalks
Beckett: I don't like being the hunted.
Beckett: I mean I prefer to be the hunter.
*Beckett stalks Caz*
*Caz stays perfectly still and blinks
like an antelope*
Beckett: you're supposed to run
beckett: uh oh
rodney: nice plan Einstein
Beckett: so what you doing to do about
the collar Watson?
Rodney: oh that...
Caz: Gah. You're grooming me again.
*Caz is none too pleased that her hair
is being groomed by her amorous fiancÚ*
Caz: My hair is wet.
Caz: *suddenly has weird look in eyes*
Beckett your hair is messy.
*Caz turns the tables and starts grooming
Caz: *to Beckett* More.
Thor: zelenka stole my stone
btw, snark is not sexy
OH YES IT IS
i'll tell ya what's sexy...Paul McGillion,
clean shaven in 2003
*clings to Beckett*
how about ROBWBL
*Caz refuses to expand acronym*
i get the ROLL ON BECKETT is it WITH BECKETT
LAUGHING? or perhaps BA'AL
i meant rolling on bed laughing first
then rolling on bed with beckett laughing
see that's why you should explain yourself
henceforth, ROB shall be known as rolling
*listening to sexy boy non stop*
i keep seeing beckett
i keep seeing rodney do a slow pass
i keep seeing beckett do...well.
to 'sexy boy'
i never used to have convos that required
it's the combination
*MUST STOP THINKING ABOUT MCKAY*
elly we're crazy
ain't it cool?
*considers this* so we're cool because
obsessed with older men
did i mention NUTS
older men are mature
so what you're basically saying is we're
nuts but enjoy maturity
i tried to keep that as G as possible
i think security will need to eject
*rodney walks past* ..... sexy boy
*plays sexy boy without cease*
*grabs Beckett and chocolate sauce*
i listened to sexy boy way too much
*caz gets amusing idea*
ok so in November...Paul McGillion walking
past...I start singing,
better yet we bring a stereo
why does song look so much like snog eh?
i've done if four times now and in future
i'm not going to bother correcting it
ah but we all like a good snog. I mean
Rodney and beckett: UH OH!
*Caz smiles at Beckett, revealing teeth*
*Beckett threatens to groom her*
so at what time of the day does Late
i think always lol
oh dear *reads last convo*
we don't count what went on before this
we shall not mention collars, chocolate,
scarves or sexy boy
especially not in the presence of the Dr.s
we will leave it up to our viewers to work
Let's review something
Good evening all!
Welcome to... um
Does qualify as Late Night?
enough said really but we'll elaborate
all the same
a show with no moral boundaries
so the scene opens up on a paddock of yellow
which i'm sure is familiar
you know, from that ep before with jack
anyway they're picking the damn things
written in the sky is "Jack was here"
so we have our two favourites walking in
the field of flowers with cadman, whom we've never seen before
and AW CRAP he's got a date
with a woman
not a watch or chair, as Beckett may
*mutters and makes a note to hurt TPTB*
"Yes with a woman"
oooooooooh poker night
they've been reading fanfic
of course they have
that's why they decided there was a
lack of females and gave us Cadman and Katie
*plot bunny hops across* hey look, a dart
knew there was a plot for this
run rabbit run run. aww. why isn't zelenka
in this scene? he's be funny running
*cough* don't ruin our viewers innocence
So Beckett, Rodney and Cadman are running,
Beckett gets pushed to the ground
chocolate covered beckett. yummo.
so they shoot it but not quite and then
"aw crap" in gorgeous scottish accent
then peter deluise has his obligatory explosion
scene - with chockett (aka beckett)
and that about takes us to the pathetic
two second credits oh look out they're finished already
wooo. a wraith
he looks familiar.
love the way john says 'fine' when mckay's
clearly not fine
oh look, the bunny's nervous
Zelenka twitches for the camera and
clutches - HEY!
hands off Beckett
keep your paws to yourself
and rodney reappears
then passes out
INFIRMARY = BECKETT
a sort of weckett scene ensues
Watch your head Beckett....
Beckett: Thank you
i'm serious the thing nearly hits him
Zelenka is having a power trip.
hey it's the new guy
ick, send him back
or shave him
should be his name
or sheppard, as in German
Dex: I'm not sure i'd fit in here...
John: try these
Very astute of Dex there.
*throws tissue at mckay*
C: just do it!
B: what are you doing?
*THUD* so scottishly cute
MCKAY: He doesn't know how to fix it!
mmm.. now he's mad
he shouldn't have said the next bit
McKay is losing his mind.
another conscience my ass...
i'm not in the mood for this
too much 'sexy boy'
*now listening to sexy boy*
*grabs Beckett and chocolate sauce*
i'll be back in an hour also
maybe i should leave you unsupervised
i mean should not
beckett and i are just going to have
*picks out diamonte collar*
what??? i ran out of bandaids
shut up lol
*Beckett starts purring*
*Caz stares at him*
Caz: How many times, Beckett...NOT IN
*Beckett growls suggestively*
Caz: Sorry, elly, he's getting a bit
ah! *jumps rodney*
*jumps in fright of beckett toward rodney*
picks up Caz and hangs her over his shoulder*
*they both disappear into a supply closet*
Caz & Beckett: STORAGE closet.
you have chloroform for november
but of course
if Paul won't come willingly...
*ORDERS MORE TRANQS*
Paul McGillion: Why am I tied up?
Caz: So I can HAVE YOU.
Paul McGillion: Um. Right.
that's so far beyond kinky lmao
suddenly wants to take beckett home
at least i know what more of the goods
look like now
*keeps finding pics*
*keeps looking at pics*
elly i looked.