oh my tummy hurts

stupid food

*hug*

knew that brownie was dodge

HAHA space cakes

rodney: i feel just fine

elly: says he who's high on enzyme

Caz: I think he was always on it.

Beckett: I haven't checked his bloodwork consistently.

Caz: Why not?

Beckett: I use voodoo, you know.

rodney: oooh brownie

Elly: NO! bad rodney!

rodney: woof

elly: BAD BOY! *grabs brownie*

beckett: woof???

Caz: That's for later, Beckett.

Caz: *coughs* I mean

Caz: Stay away from the cakes!

audience: ^o)

SM's: mmm interesting

Beckett: *aside to audience* She wants me

noromos: *fingers in ears* NOT LISTENING

audience: No shit sherlock

beckett: oh pipe down chachi

audience: *GLARE*

heehee

okay i think i'm a little insane at the moment

*takes a step back* this has "late night" written all over it

*ponders life the universe and collars*

hey that could be a book

Caz: *singing to Beckett* Do you loooooooove me?

 Audience: *echo Do-you-love-me*

Mwhaha

*bounces around*

*hits head on...on.....ceiling*

i thought you'd be darker than that at the moment

oh you want dark?

*hears sexy boy in the background*

and yes that can be interpreted a number of different ways

are we ready for dark?

audience: there's darker?

Caz:*screechin – uh singing*  I WANT TO HURT YOU JUST TO HEAR YOU SCREAMING MY NAME!

Beckett:*sings*  You took the words right out of my mouth, oh it must have been when you were kissing me.

ooh i love those songs

*jumps back and lands in rodney's arms*

rodney: um hi?

elly: she's scaring me again

rodney: would it make you feel better if i wore the collar?

elly: *nods*

audience: *backs away*

Beckett: And ye think we're bad, elly!

Caz: Hypocrite :D

elly: what?

:D

Beckett: Ouch.

Caz: Sorry.

Beckett: Yer not sorry.

Caz: Hehe.

Caz: Oi! Watch where you put that!

Beckett: Sorry.

*both parties appear to be distracted*

Caz: No you're not.

Beckett: Aye :D :D

caz that was R

*warns audience*

no it wasn't

was it?

*Caz's assistant from another time, Major Boothroyde, aka Q, steps out*

*of a shower*

*wearing a dry suit*

elly: i'm going to go with this *listens*

Q: Please be advised that Caz has a post-it note on her saying R!

Q: I will use one of her favourite sayings to describe her currently.

Q: Dirty! Bad!

Caz: I'm not the paedophile!

Q: No, you're the opposite. And YOU *to Beckett* are the paedophile.

I: you all need help

rodney: who are you?

I: i am the spoon

elly: there is no spoon

Q: oh god the spoon

I: wtf?

elly: i think you said it

um *blink*

Caz: *tugs at collar*

Q: See!

Caz: Oh shut up.

Caz: What's the name for a reverse paedophile anyway?

elly: um i think this is a unique situation

i think we'll call it immunity

lmao

Beckett: Ye know, my dear, this makes us perfect for each other.

Caz: Exaaaaaactly. Anyone with issues with this can lodge a complaint on a date with Q.

Q: YES!

Audience: ewwwwww

I: eewwwwww

goodness me it's HPC

i thought it was SPC?

Hy - Per - Caz

ahhhh right

no idea why i said that just now

Caz: Why is there a letter addressed to CAB here?

*yawns* i'm so sleepy

Wanna buy some death sticks?

Beckett: Ah, that's mine.

Caz: DEATH STICKS?

BLINK

Beckett: No the letter.

kinky

rodney: the sticks?

Beckett: My middle name starts with A.

HPC: CAB!!!!!!

elly: *blinks*

rodney: who's calling a cab?

elly: you want some what?

Caz: Beckett and I were in a cab once.

Beckett: Aye, we had to pay the driver to leave.

Zelenka: JEZIS TMI

Daniel: Is tmi czech?

Zelenka: No, acronym - too much information.

elly: *FWAP*

and now i must go to bed

awww

Caz: *to Beckett* Want to hail a cab?

Beckett: Come here.

Caz: Here is hardly the place.

 Beckett: True.

*Caz & Beckett run off to the kitchen*

omg! *backs away*

*the door LOCKS*

rodney: well, now we're here

elly: alone

rodney: where'd that lead go?

*saucepans clatter*

and on that note, goodnight :)

yes goodnight don't let beckett bite - too hard

Oh well. If he's naughty i'll punish him (6)

I MEAN

GOOD NIGHT