goodevening!!!

or not... :(

*twiddles thumbs*

*starts roaming around the room looking for cashews*

*sharpens the spikes on Rodney's collar*

*begins conversation with the bar stool*

elly: so

bs: so

elly: i've been stood up how about you?

bs: you stood up? i've been waiting for you to return to the bar for over four months!

elly: oh, sorry about that. to my credit you did chase me and threaten to eat me

bs: i did?

elly: several times

bs: oh

elly: so we're cool?

bs: yeah we're cool :D

*pause*

bs: you have anymore of that blue glowing substance? you know, the stuff that made you float and go?

bs: i mean, glow?

elly: yeah want some?

bs: yes please, i've been feeling a little grounded lately

*elly pours blue substance on bar stool*

*suddenly the stool glows brightly and lifts off the ground with an almightily roar*

bs: EXCELLENT

elly: um

bs: NOW back to what i like to do best

elly: what's that?

bs: chasing you of course

elly: uh oh. but you said you were good? lonely even...

bs: i am the evil original bar stool and you are the focus of my entertainment tonight

elly: oh darn

*elly runs*

bs: *the stool follows*

*zelenka hops past*

*bs blinks*

bs: what was that?

elly: you couldn't handle that much truth, trust me

bs: right

*bs continues chasing*

*elly resumes running*

elly: so, this is tonne 'o fun.

bs: don't even get me started on that sorry excuse for an amusement park

elly: well, do you want to chat while you chase me?

bs: i will still injure you if i catch you

elly: well i figured as much

bs: then please proceed

elly: right, well, why don't we start off with a joke? have you heard this one, "a jaffa walked into a bar..."

bs: oh please, i was there.

elly: oh, well you do better!

bs: okay, so there was this blonde, in a vacuum.

elly: not what i had in mind.

bs: sh! it's good

elly: no i will not shush

bs: and so this blonde was trying her best to scale this glass wall and i walked up to her and said, "um, elly, what'cha doing?"

elly: :@

bs: and she said, "trying to see what's on the other side." *bursts into laughter*

elly: okay, first of all, you totally told that wrong, secondly, neither you or i was there, thirdly, you blended to separate jokes together, but MOST importantly I GET TOLD A BLONDE JOKE AT LEAST ONCE A DAY BY MY MUM, BROTHER, AND DAD so i would prefer it you found something else to talk about

bs: and i would prefer it if my food didn't talk back!

elly: RIGHT

bs: RIGHT

elly: uh oh

bs: what's wrong now?

elly: well, let's just say, hypothetically

bs: of course

elly: if i'd just had this really long conversation with myself would that make me a little strange?

bs: as opposed to a floating, glowing evil bar stool existing only in the cyber reality or database?

elly: yeah

bs: yeah

elly: thanks

bs: no problem

elly: back to running?

bs: yep

*chases*

*listens to parents swear loudly at football*

elly: second damn match of the day

bs: QUIET FOOD

elly: please do not address me in that manner

elly: *grabs brownie as she flies past the bar*

bs: OIY!

elly: bite me buddy

bs: I will as soon as I catch you!

elly: kinky

bs: ???!!! i didn't mean it that way

elly: sure buddy

*the chase continues*

elly: OH CAZ!!! i'm about to get eaten by an intoxicated bar stool you might want to think about dropping by! lmao

bs: you cry for help in your weakness but i will catch you

elly: look dude, that's the last time i take pity on an inanimate object

bs: inanimate?

elly: you have an exceptional point there

bs: damn straight

*they continue flying around the convo*

OMG WHAT HAPPENED HERE

YOU LEFT ME ALONE!!!