ELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLy

caz!!!! :D

i'll cancel the hair appointment

hair appointment! at 11? must be code for beckett

*hides scissors*

*Beckett hides rope*

oh dear!

you didn't interrupt anything

*stares suspiciously at what's left of caz's fringe*

*feeling...well...hyper*

*Caz floats about*

BEWARE THE MOON!

Howling is heard through Atlantis!

*starts howling*

Rodney: Don't be stupid, there's no moon here.

why are we howling?

beckett: i thought there were two moons?

Caz: AROOOOOO!

rodney: should we howl twice then?

All: *howl twice*

oh shoot, here comes another one

*everyone howls again*

Caz: Hah, Rodney. You said there were no moons.

Rodney: Margin of error.

Nuby: MOON!

All: Eh?

Nuby: I said -

NO!

Rodney: I know what you said!

Don’t let him!

there are robes for a reason

Beckett: What is Nuby doing on Atlantis?!

Caz: Beats me.

Nuby: MOOOOOOOOOON!

Caz: HIDE YOUR INNOCENT EYES

*Nuby unveils another moon*

*you know what I mean*

*everyone ducks for cover*

Oma: MOON!

Zelenka: AHHHHH!

Oma: I order you to moon!

Zelenka: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*zelenka disappears in flames*

rodney: does that count?

*Elizabeth Weir comes out on balcony*

Weir: That's just several degrees of wrong.

elly: *glares at weir*

weir: what? what did i do?

Oma: Zelenka flames up when he is...

Beckett: Hopped up?

Oma: That's the word.

elly: you existed in the same reality as me

Rodney: Uh oh!

Weir: I found Simon mooning people in my office.

elly: that's just information we didn't need

rodney: go easy

*Rodney turns into cucumber*

Caz: Why, Rodney, I do believe you're green with envy.

*Rodney turns into cheese*

Zelenka: CHEESE!!!!!!!!

elly: STOP IT! *pulls rodney back into normal form*

Oma; that's it sweetie, say cheese!

*Rodney splits into two Rodneys!*

*she takes a photo*

Zelenka: :@

*elly tapes rodney's together*

elly: more for me

Weir: MINE!

Katie Brown: MINE!

ALL: *blink*

elly: back off

Katie Brown: I abseiled down.

Beckett: From where?

elly: Goa'uld traitor!!!

Nuby: Who me?

Caz: For the love of all that is holy and unholy, PUT SOMETHING ON

elly: not by any stretch of the word

elly: *pushes nuby off balcony*

elly: whoops.

thor: you're finger slip?

Caz: There's nothing wrong with slippery fingers.

Kermit: You tell him sister!

ALL: :O!

*everyone is in shock*

elly: i can't believe i heard you say that

Caz: I didn't mean it like that...!

*Caz points at kermit*

Caz: He's a frog. Slippery fingers.

Kermit: That reminds me. Miss Piggy is waiting.

*BEAM*

Caz: Um...yes.

*everyone stares oddly*

*especially beckett*

Caz: Don't look so surprised.

Beckett: I'm not.

beckett: just - struggling to believe i heard it

Caz: I know we wanted to keep things private...

daniel: what's going on?

elly: NEVER MIND

Weir: Private? WHERE?! I want to bust one!

Kavanaugh: AHHHHHHHHH!

Weir: Or snip off one...

*shakes head and tries to regain dignity*

Kavanaugh: AHHHHHHHHHHH!

Weir: Slippery fingers?

elly: THIS CONVERSATION IS SO SO SO SO SO WRONG

Caz: *nods*

*shoves it in latenight box*

*sticks post it note on it*

*post it-note has smiling face*

Rodney: Well that's mature.

*of a moon*

*singing*

*opera*

MAN ON THE MOON!

Zelenka: There's a man on the moon?

MAN IN THE MOON

Oma: In the moon.

Zelenka: On.

Oma: In.

rodney: he lives in the moon?

elly: *grasps heads and heads for the edge of the balcony*

*blinks*

*checks heads*

*SUDDENLY*

*John Sheppards races past and dives off*

All: *shrug*

Kavanaugh: Dr Weir, I like your slippery fingers.

Weir: :O

*pushes him off cliff*

rodney: where'd that come from?

elly: nearby

John Sheppard: OUCH!

Kavanaugh: You're alive?!

John: YOU'RE alive?

*GIANT SQUID EATS THEM!*

OMA: cheese!

Zelenka: Yummy.

Zelenka: :O! I mean...I mean...

Oma: You want cheese?

Zelenka: Ne! Ne!

Caz: *to Beckett* Still go that rope?

Beckett: Still got the scissors?

rodney: *produces handcuffs*

Caz and Beckett: Hell no!

Weir: This is all weir.......d.

elly: *nudges her toward squid*

*Weir is pushed closer to squid*

*Wraith fall from the sky in parachutes*

*singing*

Wraith: We like the mooooooooooon

Wraith: Coz it's close to us

elly: i could have sworn that was coffee....

http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/

Wraith: We like the moooooooooon!

Wraith: But not as much as a spoon!

WHAT THE FRAK

is it, um, doing something to the moon that it shouldn't be

*up in the sky weird creatures hump moons*

Mr Darcy: Hello.

Beckett: *GROWLS!*

*AN EXPLOSION ROCKS ATLANTIS!*

*everyone starts talking in squeaky voices*

Oma: Sorry.

elly: so what you're trying to say is wraith hump atlantian moons then parachute down singing

Caz: You fart helium?

John Crichton: DIE! for using my line!

Mitchell: DIE!

John C: DIE!

Mitchell: DIE!

*John C and Mitchell kill each other*

*all was good in the Fargate realm*

*is still stuck on wraith/moon/sex/cheese thing*

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

cover your eyes young ones!

*Jack covers eyes*

All: Heh.

Oma: Mental age...

*SAM BECKETT LEAPS INTO ZELENKA'S BODY!*

Zelenka/Sam: NOT AGAIN!

Caz: Ooh it's another Beckett.

carter: MCKAY YOU GET BACK HERE WITH THAT ZPM!

Rodney: ARGH!

elly: where did she come from????

carter: i've come for mckay

elly: *glares*

*Sam Beckett, in Zelenka's body, kisses Oma*

*SAM BECKETT JUMPS!*

Zelenka: AHHHHHHHHHH!

Weir: *falls off balcony*

*again*

Zelenka: what is zis!!!

*and again*

All: Let's do the time warp agaaaaaain!

Beckett: There's a line in this song...

Caz: I know.

*Caz and Beckett sneak off*

elly: um, the wraith are jumping off the control tower into the ocean

elly: should we be concerned?

*Zelenka tries to kill himself with electric razor*

Rodney: What is there to worry about?

oma: you're already dead dear

Zelenka: I am a prior, not dead.

Oma: Uh..

Zelenka: :@ what did you do?!

oma: it was in the fine print!

oma: of the contract i never showed you

Zelenka: :@

*THAT LINE in time warp comes on*

*Caz and Beckett do just that, but I will not say more*

Daniel: Pay attention to me!

elly: oh go moon something

Daniel: GOOD IDEA!

elly: NOT ME!! go over there

*Daniel races into Atlantis*

*Caz and Beckett return*

*SCREAMS are heard*

Peter Grodin: *floats onto balcony* Daniel killed some Wraith.

Zelenka: You're dead!

Peter Grodin: No, I hitchhiked to some odd places, but I'm not dead.

*Ford Prefect runs past*

rodney: uh oh, here she comes!

Caz: who?

*fraiser falls from blue cheese moon*

Doc: where's daniel?

Beckett: You don’t want to know.

*Daniel races on*

ALL: NO!

doc: i've come to trade him with the nox for four million Tau'ri

elly: that is NOT a good sign

Rodney: Tau'ri?

elly: rodney we've been through this.

Ra: RRRRROOOOOOOOARR!

*zelenka screams*

*he jumps into Oma's arms*

Ra: I AM ALL POWERFUL

rodney: have you thought about australian idol?

Ra: *pause*

Ra: I FEEL HUNGER

ALL: :O

Ra: I like the moooooooon!

elly: aw shoot

Beckett: He's a Wraith!

doc: *tranqs him*

Ra: I WILL HAVE MY CHE-

*THUD*

Caz: who's going to clean up this mess?

all: :| K

*Peter Grodin kicks Ra off balcony*

*squiddy spits him out*

Rodney: Caz, why do you have chocolate sauce on your face?

Caz: ...oops :D

Beckett: I thought I got it all.

ALL: AHHHHHHHHH

Squid: i'm not cleaning up any more of your problems

All: Sorry!

*squid picks off grodin for good measure*

all: *move away from edge*

Rodney: Now I can transform into Angst!Rodney

Zelenka: You didn't kill him this time.

elly: not a chance

*Beckett howls at moon*

elly: which one?

*Beckett continuously howls*

ba'al: is there some earth reference i'm missing?

Thor: it is a ritual we, the asguard embrace

Zelenka: These Furlings...strange creatures.

*Remus Lupin runs onto balcony!*

*he turns into werewolf!*

Beckett: *growls*

Remus: *growls*

Beckett: *growls*

Remus: *growls*

All: *back away*

Caz: Is this some sort of alpha male thing?

Oma: Don't be silly. Everyone knows it's alpha female.

*elly gives universal blink*

*Beckett eats Remus*

rodney: was that an attempt at seduction or confusion? i still can't tell...

Caz: *gags*

Caz: Well.

Beckett: Well.

Caz: If you didn't like my cooking you could have just said so.

*fwap*

*fwap*

To whom was that fwap directed?

elly: BOTH OF YOU

elly: i'm living in the 200th dimension

rodney: that's good right?

bob: I AM STEVE

thor: talk about your identity crisis

Bob: I kill, therefore I am.

Bob: Therefore I am Steve. QED

rodney: yeah but you 'am' bob

BOB THE BUILDER

elly: can we stick pins in him?

Caz: Which bob?

bob: actually i'm steve

elly: all of them

Beckett: Wipe them out. All of them.

Caz: *blink*

Beckett: Well I was a Sith apprentice for a couple of years....

*borrows aschen weapon of mass genetic destruction*

Zelenka: You ate Palpatine?

Beckett: I was hungry.

*THE MASTER OF ALLUSIONS FWAPS CAZ*

rodney: who said what about palpatine?

elly: palpatine and NO

Caz: Postmodernism :D

Oma: That's not postmodernism.

Caz: Oh?

Oma: You have to sound vague to be postmodernist.

Oma: this is *zelenka bursts into flames*

zelenka: STOP DOING THAT! you know it singes my clothes off

oma: nice moon tonight

bob: AWOOOO

Caz: Mars is bright tonight.

bob: I like the mooooooooon!

elly: look STEVE, the moon's up there

*Bob points at Daniel*

Bob: It's there.

Caz: Oh the indecency.

elly: *nudges daniel off balcony*

thor: slippery eh?

*daniel is thrown back*

Wraith: Stromatolites! They're hypersaline!

elly: :@

Daniel: I'm a stromatolite.

ba'al: that's a good start

Caz: You lie.

*Daniel curls up into little ball*

*he spreads as if GROWING*

Delivery boy: ah we have a package here

Daniel: STROMATOLITE!

*Caz grabs package*

elly:it's pink

*Teyla grabs delivery boy*

*Caz throws package at Ba'al*

ba'al: *dives on package*

elly: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

elly: i knew i shouldn't have bought the pink jacket

*Caz takes out blank shirt with words on back, shows to Beckett*

ba'al: my precious *stokes pet jacket*

*Beckett reads*

Beckett: "I have a hair appointment with Beckett". Hmm.

Caz: (6)

elly: well that's that then

General Hammond: WHAT IN SAM HI- *he disappears in flames*

Zelenka: Oops.

elly: OMA! you turned the general into an orii

oma: my finger slipped

Zelenka: Slippery fingers...

daniel: this is all kinds of not good

ford: dude, put something on

*Zelenka yelps*

Zelenka: Why am I wearing fluffy underwear?!

*Oma hauls Zelenka off*

all kinds of wrong

*elly hauls rodney, ba'al, and beckett off*

:@

*Beckett runs off to Caz*

elly where'd he come from!

elly: *shoves him off*

Beckett: Ye need a haircut, my dear.

Caz: I always do.

Beckett: Scissors?

bob: I STEVE DEPart!

Caz: I was thinking...*whispers in Beckett's ear*

daniel: *leans in*

Beckett: *loudly* PADDLES!?

Caz: Shhhhhhhh!

Beckett: Good thing I'm a doctor.

daniel: what's the oar for?

elly: DANIEL! go romance a wraith or something

*Daniel does*

*fraiser does*

elly: does what?

*Caz and Beckett disappear*

the oar thing or the wraith thing or both

*fraiser does chevron guy*

with or without hte wraith and oar

*from afar*

Caz: Beckett!!! It's your turn in the chair!

man this is just so many kinds of wrong

*runs from scary convo*

goodnight caz, beckett and others

lmao

this never happened

*Caz and Beckett are...busy*

yes

never happened

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goodnight! goodmorning!

goodafternoon!