Caz's
Dinner
can't believe
i have to eat that
it looks
like a pile of something not right
omg i nearly
disintegrated it
*bites into
cauliflour* OW!
it's atomic
and alive!
*crouches
behind computer*
*the cauliflour
rises from the bowl*
*the rice
moves like maggots*
Awww not
a mental image I needed
*the cauliflour
*FWAPS* Caz for spelling its name wrong*
Caz: Oops.
Sorry.
*the caulifloWER
drips over the edge of the bowl*
*Caz looks
for a way out of the study*
*SPLAT*
*Rats - the
cauliflower has landed on the floor in front of the door!*
Caz: Uh oh!
Caz: I have
a bad feeling about this.
Cauliflower:
HyperCaz...
Caz: *looks
around nervously*
omg what happend
here?
Cauliflower:
You have been found guilty of not eating your vegetables.
i had to drive
out to the far paddock and check the fence!
and you went
NUTS lmao
i wasn't
finished
hmm...well
I dunno what happened
*bows to linux
god*
Caz: But
I tried to eat you!
Cauliflower:
You merely bit into me.
Caz: What
are you going to do to me?
*bumps into
a cauliflower*
elly: ^o)
Cauliflower:
Choose your punishment - spend years making shweir vids or spend years eating vegetables.
elly: OY! you!
- vegetable, um, THING
Caz: Well
screw that!
*Caz dives
out the window*
*she hits
the security screen*
*she bounces
back*
*and lands
on the cauliflower*
*effectively
squashing it*
Caz: Well
that's over.
*the rice
quivers*
*Caz eats*
THE END
Caz's AU Fic
It was dark at Atlantis.
Everyone was sleeping except the science department, the military department, the medical apartment and the civilian
department.
Teyla Emmagan slept and dreamt of John Sheppard with a playboy bunny tattoo on his right shoulder blade. She didn't
recognise the shape but it made her grin.
Ronan slept. He dreamt he was blowing things up.
SUDDENLY
A huge banana fell from the sky and slammed into the ocean!
!!!!!
hehehehe
nice story so far, eh?
Jonas Quinn ran past everyone's rooms banging on the doors and shouting "THE LUNCHBOX HAS LANDED!"
He was whumped by Aiden Ford who had no sympathy for a character similarly jipped.
Dr Beckett grabbed a surfboard.
And piped it.
The waves that is.
Of course this showed everyone what he sleeps in.
Or doesn't sleep in.
*waits for elly's exclamation marks*
OMG WHAT ARE
YOU ON???????????
AHHH! QUESTION MARKS?
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE POOR EXCLAMATION MARKS?
Beckett was not surfing alone, but that is another story.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Elizabeth Weir floated up into the sky.
A chorus of flying fat almost naked Urgos starting singing: "Lizzie in the sky with Urgos."
The Head Urgo shot Rodney with an arrow.
Rodney floated up to the sky.
Elizabeth asked,
"What are you doing here?"
"Gettin' ripped," Rodney said cheerfully.
*they both looked down at the huge tidal waves from the banana*
Elizabeth frowned,
"Aren't there fornication rules of Atlantis?"
"If there were you would know," Rodney told her eagerly, "You make those rules."
Elizabeth hmmmed,
"I don't think I ever made one."
SUDDENLY
omg what is
gong on??
Atlantis was wiped out from the tidal wives!
I MEAN waves! waves!
omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rodney blinked.
"Oops," He said, "I did it again."
He cowered because Liz might be angry that he wiped out things again.
But it wasn't his fault.
Not sure why he was angsty.
Oh that's right.
he'd diverted the power from the shields to his fish tank
*blink*
fish????
ANYWAY
Rodney said diplomatically,
"We are the only humans left on this planet. You woman. I man."
Rodney regressed to Tarzan ways.
Tarzan was his ancestor after all.
Rodney and Elizabeth found a nice little island and began repopulating it.
They went exploring one day
and found the mainland.
The mainland was overrun by a Furling clan.
Beckett was head of the Furling Clan
okay back to
beckett
with his mate Caz who was sick to death of all those Furlings
but anyway
The unnamed planet in the Pegasus Galaxy was populated by humans and Furlings and weird furry cross breeds.
Untamed
on Unnamed became
a hit reality TV show because Caldwell recorded everything from the Deadalus.
THE END
*applause breaks
out*