Night 4 - Sexy Boy

FRAKITY FRAKITY FRAK

*CAZ SCREAMS*

*AND RUNS INTO WALL*

*IS ANGRY*

*BASHES HEAD*

ow...

lmao

you must be seriously stressed

*Caz grabs Paul McGillion and threatens to HAVE HIM if he doesn't talk Scottish*

*And tell hims that if he DOES talk Scottish, she will still HAVE HIM*

as in 'have him' i think you're more stressed than you realized

considering you just propositioned someone three times your age

oops

*sexy boy*

OMG

SEXY BOY

*thinks of rodney*

*sits happily grinning*

*gets image of Beckett in head*

you sooooo don’t want to know

lmao, can't be worse than mine, considering he's wearing a spiked collar

think..............

disturbing........

REALLY disturbing

*image in head*

*refuses to leave*

omigosh

i'm getting images of Beckett STRIP TEASING and you really did NOT need to know THAT

LMAO!!!

omigosh i need to work

but i can't with that mental image

mmm collar

and CHOCOLATE SAUCE

sprinkles

STOP STOP

scarves

Beckett is distracting me!!!!!

what's the point with a spiked collar

screw the scarves, ROPES

um possibly bad word choice

right, i need a different song

*goes to find a different song*

*Caz is staring avidly at distant spot*

that's interesting.

that's vehhhhhhry interesting

- don't post this...

AAAAAAAAGH!!

I'm going to splash cold water on my face

i think i might too

*attaches R rating to convo anyway*

I actually did go and splash water on my face

lmao

RANDOMLY WE SEE THOR

WITH SHIFTY EYES

*be prepared starts playing*

*plays suggestive Darren Hayes song*

uh oh

lmao

"coco jumbo yi ya yah!”

"new order"

"we practice love between the sheets" - ah to say that to beckett

i don't want to get off my bed again just to splash water on my face!!!

HyperCaz - resident fruit nut

LMAO

"you're all cashews..."

*starts randomly laughing at picture of Beckett on wall*

in november...

Caz: Paul, you calmed me down enough to write my english thing. From the bottom of my heart, I thank you.

Elly: *coughs*

Caz: And you too elly.

lmao!

beckett: um, i

rodney: LMAO!!!

elly: *cough* holds up collar

*Caz looks hungrily at Beckett*

Beckett and Rodney: GULP BAIL

*like an animal of prey, Caz stalks Beckett*

Beckett: I don't like being the hunted.

Caz: Mwhahaha.

Beckett: I mean I prefer to be the hunter.

*Beckett stalks Caz*

*Caz stays perfectly still and blinks like an antelope*

Beckett: you're supposed to run

caz: why?

beckett: uh oh

rodney: nice plan Einstein

Beckett: so what you doing to do about the collar Watson?

Rodney: oh that...

*Beckett POUNCES*

Caz: Gah. You're grooming me again.

*Caz is none too pleased that her hair is being groomed by her amorous fiancé*

lmao

Caz: Bec-kett.

Beckett: Wha-at?

Caz: My hair is wet.

lol

Caz: *suddenly has weird look in eyes* Beckett your hair is messy.

Beckett: Aye...

Lol

*Caz turns the tables and starts grooming his hair*

Caz: *to Beckett* More.

"sexy boy"

Thor: zelenka stole my stone

damn Zelenka

btw, snark is not sexy

OH YES IT IS

i'll tell ya what's sexy...Paul McGillion, clean shaven in 2003

*clings to Beckett*

lmao

ROFL

I mean..ROBL

GAH!

ICK!

*buys lock*

LMAO

how about ROBWBL

*Caz refuses to expand acronym*

i get the ROLL ON BECKETT is it WITH BECKETT LAUGHING? or perhaps BA'AL

ewww

i meant rolling on bed laughing first time

then rolling on bed with beckett laughing

lmao!

see that's why you should explain yourself

henceforth, ROB shall be known as rolling on beckett

*listening to sexy boy non stop*

same lol

i keep seeing beckett

i keep seeing rodney do a slow pass

i keep seeing beckett do...well.

to 'sexy boy'

i never used to have convos that required ratings

it's the combination

lol

*MUST STOP THINKING ABOUT MCKAY*

...sexy boy

NOT HELPING

elly we're crazy

ain't it cool?

YES

LMAO

*considers this* so we're cool because we're:

NUTS

IMMUNE?

obsessed with older men

did i mention NUTS

LMAO

older men are mature

more....experienced.

so what you're basically saying is we're nuts but enjoy maturity

i tried to keep that as G as possible

.... sexy boy

i think security will need to eject us

sexy boy

*rodney walks past* ..... sexy boy

*throws party*

*plays sexy boy without cease*

*grabs Beckett and chocolate sauce*

i listened to sexy boy way too much

same

*plays again*

*caz gets amusing idea*

uh oh

ok so in November...Paul McGillion walking past...I start singing,

"Sexy boy...."

better yet we bring a stereo

OMG YES

why does song look so much like snog eh?

stupid typos

LOL

i've done if four times now and in future i'm not going to bother correcting it

lmao

ah but we all like a good snog. I mean song.

Rodney and beckett: UH OH!

*Caz smiles at Beckett, revealing teeth*

*Beckett threatens to groom her*

so at what time of the day does Late Nights qualify?

i think always lol

oh dear *reads last convo*

we don't count what went on before this minute LOL

*cough* yes

we shall not mention collars, chocolate, scarves or sexy boy

especially not in the presence of the Dr.s

we will leave it up to our viewers to work that out

Let's review something

DUET

Good evening all!

Welcome to... um

Does 6pm qualify as Late Night?

sh!

so anyway

welcome

to DUET

enough said really but we'll elaborate all the same

a show with no moral boundaries

i mean.

imagination boundaries

so the scene opens up on a paddock of yellow flowers

which i'm sure is familiar

Daises!

you know, from that ep before with jack and maybourne

PARADISE LOST

anyway they're picking the damn things

written in the sky is "Jack was here"

so we have our two favourites walking in the field of flowers with cadman, whom we've never seen before

and AW CRAP he's got a date

with a woman

not a watch or chair, as Beckett may suspect

*mutters and makes a note to hurt TPTB*

"Yes with a woman"

oooooooooh poker night

they've been reading fanfic

of course they have

that's why they decided there was a lack of females and gave us Cadman and Katie

*plot bunny hops across* hey look, a dart

knew there was a plot for this

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

run rabbit run run. aww. why isn't zelenka in this scene? he's be funny running

*cough* don't ruin our viewers innocence just yet

So Beckett, Rodney and Cadman are running, killing flowers.

brutally.

Beckett gets pushed to the ground

chocolate covered beckett. yummo.

so they shoot it but not quite and then beckett says...

"aw crap" in gorgeous scottish accent

*Caz faints*

then peter deluise has his obligatory explosion scene - with chockett (aka beckett)

and that about takes us to the pathetic two second credits oh look out they're finished already

wooo. a wraith

he looks familiar.

Bob?

Hmm...yes.

love the way john says 'fine' when mckay's clearly not fine

oh look, the bunny's nervous

Zelenka twitches for the camera and clutches - HEY!

hands off Beckett

keep your paws to yourself

"i can't"

caz disappears

and rodney reappears

then passes out

*thud*

INFIRMARY = BECKETT

a sort of weckett scene ensues

Watch your head Beckett....

Beckett: Thank you

i'm serious the thing nearly hits him

mmm... czech

i mean...

Zelenka is having a power trip.

hey it's the new guy

ick, send him back

or shave him

Baldy.

should be his name

or sheppard, as in German

Dex: I'm not sure i'd fit in here...

John: try these

Very astute of Dex there.

eww drool...

*throws tissue at mckay*

McKay WAKES.

mckay; WHAT?

C: just do it!

peekaboo

M: why?

B: what are you doing?

*THUD* so scottishly cute

"hello" *swoooooooooooooooooooooon*

MCKAY: He doesn't know how to fix it!

mmm.. now he's mad

oops

he shouldn't have said the next bit

McKay is losing his mind.

another conscience my ass...

i'm not in the mood for this

lol

too much 'sexy boy'

*now listening to sexy boy*

*sighs dramatically*

*grabs Beckett and chocolate sauce*

i'll be back in an hour also

maybe i should leave you unsupervised

not

i mean should not

LMAO

aw god

beckett and i are just going to have some fun

*hangs head*

*picks out diamonte collar*

what??? i ran out of bandaids

yep. sure.

shut up lol

*Beckett starts purring*

ah!

*Caz stares at him*

Caz: How many times, Beckett...NOT IN PUBLIC

LMAO!

*Beckett growls suggestively*

Caz: Sorry, elly, he's getting a bit .... well

ah! *jumps rodney*

GAH!

i mean

*jumps in fright of beckett toward rodney*

*Beckett picks up Caz and hangs her over his shoulder*

Caz: *sighs*

*they both disappear into a supply closet*

Caz & Beckett: STORAGE closet.

*Sorry.*

you have chloroform for november

*smiles*

but of course

if Paul won't come willingly...

*ORDERS MORE TRANQS*

Paul McGillion: Why am I tied up?

Caz: So I can HAVE YOU.

Paul McGillion: Um. Right.

that's so far beyond kinky lmao

suddenly wants to take beckett home

oh oops

lol

at least i know what more of the goods look like now

oh dear

*keeps finding pics*

*keeps looking at pics*

*REAAAAAAAAAALLY closely*

elly i looked.

looked where?

um.

HAH!

HAHAHAHAH!