oh my tummy hurts
that brownie was dodge
HAHA space cakes
i feel just fine
says he who's high on enzyme
Caz: I think he was always on it.
Beckett: I haven't checked his bloodwork consistently.
Caz: Why not?
Beckett: I use voodoo, you know.
NO! bad rodney!
BAD BOY! *grabs brownie*
Caz: That's for later, Beckett.
Caz: *coughs* I mean
Caz: Stay away from the cakes!
Beckett: *aside to audience* She wants me
*fingers in ears* NOT LISTENING
No shit sherlock
beckett: oh pipe down chachi
i think i'm a little insane at the moment
*takes a step back* this has "late night" written all over it
life the universe and collars*
that could be a book
Caz: *singing to Beckett* Do you loooooooove me?
Audience: *echo Do-you-love-me*
*hits head on...on.....ceiling*
thought you'd be darker than that at the moment
oh you want dark?
sexy boy in the background*
yes that can be interpreted a number of different ways
we ready for dark?
Caz:*screechin – uh singing* I WANT TO
HURT YOU JUST TO HEAR YOU SCREAMING MY NAME!
Beckett:*sings* You took the words right out of
my mouth, oh it must have been when you were kissing me.
ooh i love those songs
back and lands in rodney's arms*
she's scaring me again
would it make you feel better if i wore the collar?
Beckett: And ye think we're bad, elly!
Caz: Hypocrite :D
Beckett: Yer not sorry.
Caz: Oi! Watch where you put that!
*both parties appear to be distracted*
Caz: No you're not.
Beckett: Aye :D :D
caz that was R
no it wasn't
*Caz's assistant from another time, Major Boothroyde, aka Q, steps out*
*of a shower*
*wearing a dry suit*
i'm going to go with this *listens*
Q: Please be advised that Caz has a post-it note on her saying R!
Q: I will use one of her favourite sayings to describe her currently.
Q: Dirty! Bad!
Caz: I'm not the paedophile!
Q: No, you're the opposite. And YOU *to Beckett* are the paedophile.
I: you all need help
who are you?
I: i am the spoon
elly: there is no spoon
oh god the spoon
i think you said it
Caz: *tugs at collar*
Caz: Oh shut up.
Caz: What's the name for a reverse paedophile anyway?
um i think this is a unique situation
think we'll call it immunity
Beckett: Ye know, my dear, this makes us perfect for each other.
Caz: Exaaaaaactly. Anyone with issues with this can lodge a complaint on a date with Q.
me it's HPC
i thought it was SPC?
Hy - Per - Caz
idea why i said that just now
Caz: Why is there a letter addressed to CAB here?
i'm so sleepy
Wanna buy some death sticks?
Beckett: Ah, that's mine.
Caz: DEATH STICKS?
Beckett: No the letter.
Beckett: My middle name starts with A.
who's calling a cab?
you want some what?
Caz: Beckett and I were in a cab once.
Beckett: Aye, we had to pay the driver to leave.
Zelenka: JEZIS TMI
Daniel: Is tmi czech?
Zelenka: No, acronym - too much information.
and now i must go to bed
Caz: *to Beckett* Want to hail a cab?
Beckett: Come here.
Caz: Here is hardly the place.
*Caz & Beckett run off to the kitchen*
*the door LOCKS*
well, now we're here
where'd that lead go?
and on that note, goodnight :)
goodnight don't let beckett bite - too hard
Oh well. If he's naughty i'll punish him (6)