Late Nights With Elly and Caz

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When Elly is Alone
Caz on Codeine
Night 6 - Moon
Night 7 - Shoe Size in the Playhouse
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Caz: If the rating wasn't through the roof before...

lol Beckett is da devil

 

*cuddles evil devil beckett*

 

devil worshiper

 

i is not

 

I am a Beckett worshipper

 

*pokes Beckett’s horns*

 

*pokes Beckett's horns again*

 

Beckett: Stop tha'.

 

Caz: :D

 

okay now that is really weird imagery

 

*Caz giggles at Beckett*

 

*Beckett threatens Caz with pitchfork*

 

Caz: Kinky.

 

Beckett: *raises eyebrows*

 

*elly bolts door*

 

*door bursts into flames*

 

elly: aww crap

 

*covers eyes*

 

Caz: Sold my soul...

 

Beckett: :D

 

beckett: *owns her soul*

 

Caz: I'm not sure if I should be worried about this.

 

Beckett: Donae ye worry. We can have BBQs every day.

 

Caz: *eyeing smoking hair*Yes I'm sure of that.

 

zelenka: You're not the only one who sold your soul
oma: *hugs ascended bunny*

 

Caz: You sold your soul, Z? I thought you didn't like Oma.

 

zelenka: it was stolen from me

 

oma: rightfully mine via your lack of prenup

 

zelenka: *mockingly* via my lack of prenup

 

Caz: *to Beckett* Do we have a prenup?

 

beckett: *plays with caz's soul*

 

Beckett: Can't call it stealing if it was given to me.

 

caz: STOP THAT!

 

Caz: Play with me instead.

 

Beckett: As ye wish.

 

*rodney and ba'al turn to elly*

*elly plays with the six or seven sould floating above her head*
rodney: this is NOT good
ba'al: she's even got my host soul!

 

*Beckett arranges Caz's hair into horns*

 

*ba'al backs away*

"this is too sokarian for my liking"

 

Caz: *swats Beckett's hand* Oi. I like my hair the way it is.

 

*the horns refuse to be flattened*

 

*Caz pats horns on her head*
Caz: Gah
.

 

rodney: you know water will help that

 

*Caz puts water on hair*

 

*hair steams*

 

Beckett: Yer hair is mine, too.

 

Caz: Oh dear.

 

zelenka: forgot to read the fine print...

 

Caz: Ok so now I'm the queen of the underworld...shouldn't I get an office or something?
Beckett: Who said ye were queen?
Caz: It's an assumption based on the fact that I know you extremely intimately.
Beckett: I see.
Caz: So you do.

 

beckett: No, i said i see - not i do

 

Caz: *mumbles something in his ear*
Beckett: *little wicked grin*
Caz: Right. So about that office.
Beckett: Donae push it.

 

*Beckett snaps his fingers*
*Caz's outfit becomes red and...interesting*
Caz: Um.
Beckett: :D
Caz: You horny devil you.


I have money to BURN

 

*beckett burns it*

 

caz: HEY! not LITERALLY

 

Beckett: Why not?

 

Caz: Cause...money...

 

caz: buys chocolate sauce

 

Beckett: Aye, this is true. *pokes Caz's horns*
Caz: Oi! I am allowed to poke yours but you can't poke mine!
Beckett: But yer hair -
Caz: Is yours. Right.

 

*Zelenka pats hair sorrowfully*

 

*oma strokes it*

 

*Beckett nibbles Caz's hair*
*Caz glares*
*Beckett murmurs sweet nothings in her ear*
Caz: Ok it's just creepy when your devil husband suggests burning people on a romantic date.

 

zelenka: why oh why didn't i take the green pill

 

Daniel: Green pill?

 

zelenka: which dimension do you live in pal

 

daniel: ah, this one?

 

zelenka: my point exactly

oma: *to daniel* you want one?

*offers him green and red pill*

 

Daniel: Which one helps me escape?

 

*daniel opens mouth and points oddly*

 

daniel: according to logic, isn't this a catch 22

 

zelenka: no you moron, take the green pill

 

oma: *oma growls*

 

*daniel takes the red one and yelps as morpheus appears*

 

daniel: oops...

 

this conversation scares me

 

sorry

 

in the highest degree

 

:D

 

but I like it

 

Caz: So I'm confused. How does the devil get away with being an innocent teddy bear on SGA?

 

*rodney picks up green pill*

 

elly: NO! bad rodney

 

*Thor paints on war stripes*

 

*he does the haka*

 

bala: *raises eyebrow*

 

*and joins*

 

bala?

 

*they start fighting over the staff*

 

*staff does macarena*

 

*Caz and Beckett tango*

 

- yes, that was originally a typo but then i decided to leave it there on purpose

 

*bala and baal were walking one day...*

 

almost sounds like vala

 

vala: where did you think that mystery child of mine came from?

 

Ba'al and Vala...:o

 

elly: *GLARES*

 

*Caz tries to iron hair flat*

 

Caz: Ow! My horns attacked me.

 

*it bounces back, horns sharpened*

 

Caz: Beckett, darling, I can't go to school looking like this. My Christian school, or had you forgotten that?
Beckett: *sharpens his horns nonchalantly*

 

*Caz scratches behind his horns*

 

*Beckett grins happily*

 

*Daniel head butts Morpheus*

 

*elly gets all weirded out*

 

Morpheus: You are the chosen one - ow.

 

Daniel: DIE! DIE! BALDY!

 

*General Hammond, perturbed, wears a toupee*

 

*agent smith appears*

 

smith: MR ANDERSON

 

daniel* looks about* you mean me?

 

smith: You just won't DIE

 

daniel: uh oh

 

*Daniel gets twitchy*

 

*morpheus plays with pills*
trinity: STOP THAT!

 

Ford: Dude, this is why you have no hair. You take too many pills.

 

Morpheus: I like your hair.

 

smith: I took both pills and i'm just fine

 

Ford: White trash.
Morpheus: !!!

 

ford: Dude, you are far from fine

 

Morpheus: I am not white trash!

 

Ford: In the real world...

 

daniel: he's kind of an off brown

 

*Ford snorts a cat*

 

morpheus: silent bunny boy

 

daniel: *points at zelenka* that's bunny boy

 

Zelenka: *nose twitches*

 

*Zelenka eats carrot*

 

morpheus: my mistake

 

Caz: Ok there is bunny poo pellets on the floor.

 

Oma: Bad bunny!

 

Zelenka: *shifty*

 

elly: SHOO!

 

rodney: sizes?

 

elly: right you! out of the gutter!

 

Oma: I may have to spank my bunny.

 

Caz: O_O

 

elly: *head in hands* uh no

 

*rodney appears in collar*

 

*Zelenka screams and hides behind a lamp*

 

*fluffy tuft sticking out*

 

*thor squeezes it*

 

daniel: *that was wrong*

 

*Beckett burps, throwing out a flame over everyone's heads*

 

Beckett: Duck!

Caz: Roasted.

Beckett: Mmm.

 

*Heimdall strip teases*

 

*taking off skin*

 

Heimdall: My real name is Carmen Electra.

 

*Carmen Electra runs on*
Carmen: Like no. You're my evil twin sister.

 

Heimdall: I'm a female?

 

*Carmen Electra bursts into flames, screaming*

 

thor: i hope so

 

Daniel: I don't understand how they can...
Oma: Trust me, they can.

 

Daniel: How?

 

Oma: You don't want to know.

 

daniel: but i want to know!

 

*oma whispers something*

 

daniel: why did you have to tell me that!

 

nightmares! nightmares!

 

*scar appears on daniel*

 

daniel: *mutters*

 

*Caz head butts Beckett with her horns*

 

*Caz dissolves into giggles*

 

*caz bounces*

 

*Beckett patiently sits her in his lap*

 

*Caz bounces on his lap*

 

*Beckett looks around for a blanket*

 

*daniel wets his finger and tries to wipe scar away*

 

Zelenka: I think I smell something burning.

 

*his tail is on fire*

 

Zelenka: TAIL!?!

 

Narrator: Don't look at me. I didn't put it there.

 

zelenka: *swears and hops*

 

daniel: *points and laughs as another scar appears*

 

*replicator walks past carrying blue pills with a sign saying: "Salvation this way"*

 

*Beckett smites replocator*

 

*replicator laughs at replocator*

 

*replicator cares not for lesser demons*

 

*Beckett pokes tongue out*

 

*Caz...does something with aforementioned tongue*

 

*replocater gets offended and walks off with red pills*

 

"This way to hell"

 

Beckett: Home sweet home.

 

Oma: Decent prices there.

 

zelenka: MY TAIL IS ON FIRE MY TAIL IS ON FIRE PAY SOME FRAKKING ATTENTION TO ME

 

Oma: Aww my bunny is on fire.

 

Zelenka: PUT IT OUT SOMEONE

 

beckett: it's hell, everything's on fire

 

Caz: Even the sales.

 

Oma: *pats Z's burning bottom*

 

smith: shameless

 

*omoroca appears*

 

*omoroca rocksa*

 

bob: who are you?
smith: I am smith. Who are you oh off blue one?
bob: I am steve.
steve: and i am bob
bob&steve: and we are smith
smith: *is a little weirded out*

 

Sheppard: *appears wearing sunnies*

 

*o'neill appears and takes them back*

o’neill: fly boy, how many times have i told you, "CAN"T TOUCH THIS!"

 

*beware the x-ray vision of the devil*

 

Narrator: I said nothing.

 

*Caz grabs Beckett's pitchfork*

 

*shuffles bales of hay*

 

*hay explodes in flames*

 

*the staff gets jealous*

 

*staff eyes pitchfork*

 

*the staff wants to be grabbed*

 

*pitchfor...WTF ELLY LOL*

 

*pitchfork eyes staff*

 

LMAO

 

this is too scary!

 

so up the rating

 

this seems to be late nights... :S

 

"up the rating" latenight?

 

it's not our usual setting tho lol

 

or is it...

 

*Beckett has um...horns*

 

well, see it's really an in house costume party for thor's 5000th and beckett got to choose the decor

 

thor: how nice of you to consider my complexion

 

*Caz looks at Beckett's glowing form*
Caz: I hope so.

 

*glares*

 

*Beckett head butts Caz with horns*
Caz: OI! Only I can do that.

 

Heimdell: Devil mating habits...

 

*Ori slinks over to Vala*

 

*Ori head butts Vala*

 

thor: can we go roast the bunny already?

 

Zelenka: :O

 

ba'al: i wanna pin his tail first

 

Zelenka: I am a protected species!

 

oma: all in good time

 

zelenka: :O

 

*hides behind couch with singed tail sticking up*

 

*thor squeezes it again*

 

Heimdall: squeezy!

 

*Fraiser floats past, eating wabbit*

 

* a syringe follows close by a pair of white gloves*

 

Zelenka: *nervously flattens tail*

 

Elmer Fudd: Be vewy vewy quiet.

 

*beckett puffs off a flame ring*

 

*flame ring burns a hole through...*

 

*the moon*

 

*moon humping wraith appear*

 

bob and steve: WE LIKE THE MOON

 

*smith backs away*

 

smith: i don't like this game anymore

 

*these sunglasses will self destruct to 10 seconds*

 

10

 

9

 

8

 

6

 

Narrator: What happened to 7?

 

*a black cat walks passed twice*

 

2

 

oma: eh, glitch

 

7

 

4

 

5

 

3

 

1

 

*boom*

 

elly: frak this shit! *pushes pause button*

 

O_O

 

*the explosion pauses*

 

Daniel: That wasn't a very loud explosion.

 

elly: hey cool! *rewind*

 

1

 

*elly turns up volume*

 

3

 

5

 

6

 

5

 

3

 

2

 

1

 

BOOM

 

BOOM

 

BOUM

 

*steps it forward*

 

oma: QUIT IT!

 

*Boum is a latin word meaning*

 

you screwed up lol

 

Yes.

 

Perhaps.

 

*bruce willis pops by* BIG BADDA BOOM

 

Ba'al: Boum, Nuby. Boum.

 

Nuby: ALL HAIL ANUBIS!

 

*Nuby explodes*

 

BW: BIG BADDA BOOM

 

hey!

 

elly: *REWIND*

 

Nuby: ow...

 

*Nuby's guts reappear*

 

Caz: ewwwwww

 

Caz: It's like that film I saw backwards of maggots eating a mouse.

 

Bob: *perks up, interested*

 

*elly changes the room so that it turns pink with pink flames*

 

*Beckett GROWLS*

 

ba'al: *goes all glossy*

 

*Beckett's hair is now pink*

 

*a ring of red flames surrounds the Beckettses*

 

*Beckett swats at pink hair*

 

*elly grins wickedly holding her pink staff*

 

rodney: where'd she get that?

 

*Caz sees Wolverine walk past*

 

*Wolverine lights cigar on ring of flames*

 

Wolverine: G'day.

 

ba'al: the staff or the wolf?

 

i have to go to bed

 

*Beckett throws Caz over his shoulder*

 

*the room turns pink*

 

*Beckett growls*

 

*elly grins*

 

Beckett: Yer lucky we're going home or I'd SMITE ye.

 

that's all folks

 

Caz: Smite me, baby, smite me.

 

*the room vanishes*

 

oh mighty smiter

 

*bruce frowns*

 

*meanwhile in the underworld...Caz and Beckett experiment with someone's horn*

 

:O

 

THE END

 

*Narrator glares*

 

THE END

 

END THE

 

THE BEGINNING

 

night lol

 

*elly pauses it*

 

Beckett turned to the camera and said,
"Are you sure you're immune?"