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Caz: Repeated FAIL and Ra still can't believe it's not butter...

seriously i'm going to break a key or someting at this rate - the spacebar probably
and CAN NOT SEE THE GODS DAMN SCREEN
new computer tomorrow
*squee*
even though it's old
*fail*
*is a tad hyper*
PAY ATTENTION TO ME
LMFAO
*bounces*
...
;(

.......
*sends Thor*

*is beamed to Ba'al's spaceship*
mmmmmuuuuuuuucccccchhhhhh better
(devil)

*a replicator asks for directions to the Hoth system*

*a cashew rolls past and eats it*

GT: Omnomnomnomnom.
Rodney: He's eating all the cashews!

actually... i think the cashews are eating all the replicators

*GT screams a horrible scream of pain*
Ba'al: How did these infidels get onboard my ship?

elly: we're totally in the wrong universe
rodney: you look at me like this is my fault...
ba'al: is it?

Dr Rush: He dialled the ninth chevron.
Zelenka: Ano, some of that shit.

nuby: MORON

Oma: Why is the Earth creature looking at me?

*the cashews multiply*

Ra: Because the sun powers his ship.

starbuck: motherfrakker

Rodney: Then why doesn't he abduct you, Ra?

elly: who the?
ra: SPEAK NOT TO ME

Dr Rush: It is I, the anti-hero -
Caz: Not talking to you.

yoda: frakkermother...

Obi-Wan: A Sith deals not in absolutes!
Wait
I mean
LOL

FAIL

Oma: Only an Ori deals in absolutes.
Caz: I think I need to re-watch the OT.
Jack: I'm listening to the book on cassette.
Caz: Not that OT.
SHIT
i mean NT

o'neill: you're all smoke and mirrors

FUCK UFCK FUCK
FUUUUUUCK

O'neill: mostly smoke
Alexandra Marshall: MORE FAIL

WHAT TEH FUCK

ba'al: did somone say 'sex'?
rodney: ah... no

Beckett: On a beach.

*cashews become one*

The Doctor: Screwdriver?

GT: we're getting rid of that nut bowel
blackhole: *swallows*
elly:...

Caz: That could work...

daniel: *blinks*

Jack: Oh go lick a rock or something, Danny.

GT: *pins rating to the ba'al*
FRAK! i mean BAR
 
Ba'al: Ow.
 
Ba'al: *looks at rating pinned to robes*
elly: appropriate?
 
Rodney: *reads* Minors must be accompanied by an adult.
Alexander Dane: Miners not minors!
 
ra: i've never been that desperate
 
wait
fail
 
BEAT ME TO IT
 
lol
one fail after another tonight
 
FAILnights
 
*shuffles the sex books next to the religion section*
 
ba'al: where's my pink pillow?
 
Caz: elly has it :P
Teal'c: There appears to be a strange creature stalking Dr Beckett.
Weird Al: I think I'm a cloooooooone now...
 
elly: i thought this was a bar
ba'al: i thought this way my ship
 
Zelenka: You THOUGHT.
 
rodney: i thought the cashews were for eating
oma: i thought too...
 
Cashew: You thought wrong, Eastwood!
 
oma: suggestive
i meant oma: *suggestive*
ba'al: how can mist be suggestive?
 
Zelenka: Trust me, it happens.
 
nuby: and i thought i was …
 
Ra: I hope someone recharged the Prior's batteries or this will be a very short trip...
 
elly: they come with batteries now
ba'al: WTF
 
Zelenka: I do?
 
daniel: my BRAIN
 
Oma: Ten speed. (devil)
 
rodney: i am so disturbed
 
Caz: Ten? My car doesn't even have 6 gears. :(
 
ba'al: 'ing'
thor: car? or car
 
Daniel: Don't say CAR until you've tried it.
 
elly: DUDE you're supposed to be - uh - lacking
dude from a fish called wanda: the KA - THE KA!!!
elly: i need more to drink
ba'al: *suggestive*
 
Al Calavicci: A time experiment that went a little caca.
 
elly: EYEROLL OF EPIC
Galileo: I WANT OUT
 
Caz: of what exactly?
 
rodney: *stares*
 
*Nuby sparkles*
 
ra: that is SOOOOOO last century
 
Beckett: I heard it was all the rage at the moment.
Caz: *shudder*
*GT sparkles*
 
Galileo: the fuck...
 
*Galileo sparkles*
 
rodney: is he speaking latin?
 
Caz: No i think that's Ancient.
 
ba'al: ITALIAN
elly: MORON
 
Zelenka: Maroon?
 
elly: i think he's a vampire
dracula: what a rip off
 
Mosquito: Tell me about it.
 
ba'al: *is sexually threatened*
... not by the mosquito
 
mosquito: why not?
Zelenka: He does not need to compensate for something.
Rodney: Do mosquitoes even... ARGH
 
elly: *is greatly disturbed*
thor: *moves closer to the mosquito*
 
GT: I need another drink...
 
pink cushion: i want OUT
Galileo: *preys on something*
starbuck: MOTHERFRAKKER!!!
elly: who the hell let these things in here?
thor: *shifty*
 
Woof.
Nuby: I want to live and I want to eat pie.
 
the eyes of the room: *TURN*
blackhole: *is oddly attracted*
 
*Caz reverses the polarity*
 
*everyone is thrown onto the ceiling with the multiplying cashews*
elly: W H A T T H E
ba'al: i don't feel so well
rodney: hey – nuts...
 
Oma: Don't let them in! NOOOOO!
*a cashew crawls into her mouth*
 
elly: why are the replicators swimming through the air?
 
Zelenka: Water polo?
Beckett: They wanted a bigger part in the script.
 
rodney: this is so messed up
 
Nuby: Your face is messed up.
 
elly: so their solution is to swim?
 
Beckett: ...aye?
*Nuby pelts a cashew at one of the replicator*
*it sneezes and blows out through a rip in the space/time continuum*
 
*cashewy consumes replicator*
 
*or that too*
John Crichton: TWINNED!
 
*replicator morphs into repli-cashew*
rodney: i hope they don't try to...
ba'al: hybridise?
 
Caz Beckett: Krais: I'll get you this time, gadget!
Vala: Over here, big boy!
Krais: You're not Aeryn!
 
starbuck: *IS AFRAID*
 
*Zelenka hides behind a palm tree*
 
galileo: *is fitting in nicely*
ra: *is shifting away*
 
*the narrator wonders where galileo is fitting in*
Beckett: *adjusts surgical gloves* Like a glove!
Ra: I can't believe it's not butter. (devil)
 
elly: omg narrator this is SO your fault for being absent
narrator: I WAS DRINKING
 
GT: Are you going to pay the tab or what?
Narrator: Fool.
*GT pays the tab*
GT: WHAT -
*everyone hits the floor*
Nuby: Ow my pancreas.
 
narrator: I IS ALL POWERFUL
elly: lolcat?
narrator: CEILINGCAT
 
Zelenka: Cloudy with a chance of omnom.
John Sheppard: Since when can weathermen predict the future?
Rodney: Oh no you didn't.
 
elly: oh wait - that's just oma drifitng by
 
*a flux capacitor flies past*
 
elly: that's - that's not weather
 
*John chases after it*
Rodney: That's not real you know.
 
gt: *pours more drink*
 
Zelenka: It is raining.
Ra: No.
 
nuby: scuse me - i'd like to be duct taped now for my own safety
 
Teal'c: do you require assistance?
 
elly: hey there lofty brow
teal'c: what you call me?
yoda: indeed.
teal'c: MOTHERFRAKER
starbuck: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Hammond: Who you calling a MOTHERFRAKER, son?
 
galileo: what goes around comes around
justin timberlake: COPYRIGHT!!!
ba'al: GET THE FRAK OUT
 
justin timerlake: cry me a river
 
*some river* IS UNIMPRESSED
 
*Oma vaporises JT*
 
river: *cries*
ba'al: my ship is leaking because?
 
Nuby: It's a submarine?
 
ba'al: DID YOU JUST SLIGHT MY SHIP
nuby: duct tape – please
 
Ra: MY PLEASURE
Caz: Ew
Ra: Not – WAIT
 
elly: we used it all on that toaster thing
elly: WROOOOOOOOOOOONG
 
Random Voice: I like it when they lie still... like that...
 
rodney: UM that repli-cashew is SO a hybrid
narrator: SHUT UP!
 
Zelenka: Is the repli-cashew lying still?
Ra: YES :D
Ra: Wait -
 
elly: lying - with what?
 
Oma: *points at Ra*
 
GT: eeeeeeeeeeeeew
elly: inter-genus?
 
Daniel: Ooookay can anyone point me in the direction of the nearest bathroom...
 
o'neill: this room is so broken
 
Ba'al: Crawl into the airlock. And close the hatch.
 
elly: oy! no killing
 
Daniel: Is there an "engaged" sign?
 
elly: or persuading to kill
elly: or coaxing or suggesting
 
Ba'al: He'd be doing it himself!
Daniel: I vote for not flushing me out the toilet.
 
elly: YOUR HAND IS ON HIS
BACK
whoops
probably shouldn't have that gap
 
Ba'al: Are you questioning my manhood?
 
everyone: DISTURBED
narrator: DON"T LOOK AT ME
 
Ra: You do that on your own.
 
elly: tooooooooooooo much info
 
*the Titanic crashes into the side of the ship*
 
dr: OOPS
elly: dr- who?
 
dr WHUT
 
rodney: SCREWDRIVER
elly: *fwaps him*
 
The Doctor: He's my second cousin three times removed on my step-aunt's side of the family.
 
rodney: owwww
 
*fwapfwap*
Ra: OW!
*FWAP*
GT: Put some ice on it.
*FWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
 
nuby: *ducks*
 
Zelenka: This is ridiculous.
*fwap*
Zelenka: Ow.
 
elly: FAIL
 
Caz: The thing I want to know is ... why is the narrator fwaping people
 
narrator: *shifty*
thor: *shifty*
elly: WTF
nuby: *is shifty*
 
Lulu: *shifty*
 
repli-cashew: *shifty*
elly: *worried*
 
THE CHAIR: *suggestive smirk*
 
the room: *BACKS AWAY*
 
Caz: I hope no one sat in it.
 
*collective blink*
Ba'al: *inspects rating*
ba'al: is this a price?
elly: more like - description
ba'al: i'ts pretty succint
 
"RUN AWAY"
 
LMFAO
 
*a lemming runs into the wall*
 
*and is eaten by a repli-cashew*
elly: we have got to do someting about this breeding program...
 
John: It's scarier than Jaws.
 
rodney: but it's endangered
elly: shortly WE"RE going to be endangered
ba'al: It's getting bigger
 
2012:The Time of the Cashew
Oma: They have been waiting a long time to rule the earth.
Zelenka: I thought that was the mice?
 
alien: *senses the hunt*
elly: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KILL IT BEAM IT MAKE IT GO AWAY
 
*BEAM*
*another repli-cashew appears*
Thor: A malfunction. Our top scientists will work on this problem.
Rodney: comforting.
Zelenka: When is this supposed to happen?
Thor: Next century.
 
elly: i'm going to be over there on the couch - trying not to die
 
Ra: Too late.
 
ba'al: *eyebrow suggestive*
elly: *interested*
rodney: *GLARES*
 
*Caz pulls Beckett behind the lounge*
I'm sleepy
 
me too
LOL
*curls up between ba'al and rodney*
 
*Caz runs away from clone*
Beckett: But - it's me!
 
awww rejection
 
Ra: I can't believe it's not -
Nuby: *fwaps him*
Ra: Butter?

Beckett turned to the camera and said,
"Are you sure you're immune?"