seriously i'm going to break a key or someting at this rate - the spacebar probably
and CAN NOT SEE THE GODS DAMN SCREEN
new computer tomorrow
even though it's old
*is a tad hyper*
PAY ATTENTION TO ME
*is beamed to Ba'al's spaceship*
*a replicator asks for directions to the Hoth system*
*a cashew rolls past and eats it*
He's eating all the cashews!
actually... i think the cashews are eating all the replicators
*GT screams a horrible scream of pain*
Ba'al: How did these infidels get onboard
elly: we're totally in the wrong universe
you look at me like this is my fault...
ba'al: is it?
He dialled the ninth chevron.
Zelenka: Ano, some of that shit.
Oma: Why is the Earth creature looking at me?
Ra: Because the sun powers his ship.
Rodney: Then why doesn't he abduct you, Ra?
ra: SPEAK NOT TO ME
Dr Rush: It is I, the anti-hero -
Caz: Not talking to you.
Obi-Wan: A Sith deals not in absolutes!
Oma: Only an Ori deals
Caz: I think I need to re-watch the OT.
Jack: I'm listening to the book on cassette.
Caz: Not that OT.
i mean NT
o'neill: you're all smoke and mirrors
FUCK UFCK FUCK
O'neill: mostly smoke
Alexandra Marshall: MORE FAIL
WHAT TEH FUCK
did somone say 'sex'?
rodney: ah... no
Beckett: On a beach.
*cashews become one*
The Doctor: Screwdriver?
we're getting rid of that nut bowel
Caz: That could work...
Jack: Oh go lick a rock or something, Danny.
*pins rating to the ba'al*
FRAK! i mean BAR
Ba'al: *looks at rating pinned to robes*
Rodney: *reads* Minors must be accompanied by an adult.
Alexander Dane: Miners not minors!
ra: i've never been that desperate
BEAT ME TO IT
one fail after another tonight
*shuffles the sex books next to the religion section*
ba'al: where's my pink pillow?
Caz: elly has it :P
Teal'c: There appears to be a strange creature stalking Dr Beckett.
Weird Al: I think I'm a cloooooooone now...
elly: i thought this was a bar
ba'al: i thought this way my ship
Zelenka: You THOUGHT.
rodney: i thought the cashews were for eating
oma: i thought too...
Cashew: You thought wrong, Eastwood!
i meant oma: *suggestive*
ba'al: how can mist be suggestive?
Zelenka: Trust me, it happens.
nuby: and i thought i was …
Ra: I hope someone recharged the Prior's batteries or this will be a very short trip...
elly: they come with batteries now
Zelenka: I do?
daniel: my BRAIN
Oma: Ten speed. (devil)
rodney: i am so disturbed
Caz: Ten? My car doesn't even have 6 gears. :(
thor: car? or car
Daniel: Don't say CAR until you've tried it.
elly: DUDE you're supposed to be - uh - lacking
dude from a fish called wanda: the KA - THE KA!!!
elly: i need more to drink
Al Calavicci: A time experiment that went a little caca.
elly: EYEROLL OF EPIC
Galileo: I WANT OUT
Caz: of what exactly?
ra: that is SOOOOOO last century
Beckett: I heard it was all the rage at the moment.
Galileo: the fuck...
rodney: is he speaking latin?
Caz: No i think that's Ancient.
elly: i think he's a vampire
dracula: what a rip off
Mosquito: Tell me about it.
ba'al: *is sexually threatened*
... not by the mosquito
mosquito: why not?
Zelenka: He does not need to compensate for something.
Rodney: Do mosquitoes even... ARGH
elly: *is greatly disturbed*
thor: *moves closer to the mosquito*
GT: I need another drink...
pink cushion: i want OUT
Galileo: *preys on something*
elly: who the hell let these things in here?
Nuby: I want to live and I want to eat pie.
the eyes of the room: *TURN*
blackhole: *is oddly attracted*
*Caz reverses the polarity*
*everyone is thrown onto the ceiling with the multiplying cashews*
elly: W H A T T H E
ba'al: i don't feel so well
rodney: hey – nuts...
Oma: Don't let them in! NOOOOO!
*a cashew crawls into her mouth*
elly: why are the replicators swimming through the air?
Zelenka: Water polo?
Beckett: They wanted a bigger part in the script.
rodney: this is so messed up
Nuby: Your face is messed up.
so their solution is to swim?
*Nuby pelts a cashew at one of the replicator*
*it sneezes and blows out through a rip in the space/time continuum*
*cashewy consumes replicator*
*or that too*
John Crichton: TWINNED!
*replicator morphs into repli-cashew*
rodney: i hope they don't try to...
Caz Beckett: Krais: I'll get you this time, gadget!
Vala: Over here, big boy!
Krais: You're not Aeryn!
starbuck: *IS AFRAID*
*Zelenka hides behind a palm tree*
galileo: *is fitting in nicely*
ra: *is shifting away*
*the narrator wonders where galileo is fitting in*
Beckett: *adjusts surgical gloves* Like a glove!
Ra: I can't believe it's not butter. (devil)
elly: omg narrator this is SO your fault for being absent
narrator: I WAS DRINKING
GT: Are you going to pay the tab or what?
*GT pays the tab*
GT: WHAT -
*everyone hits the floor*
Nuby: Ow my pancreas.
narrator: I IS ALL POWERFUL
Zelenka: Cloudy with a chance of omnom.
John Sheppard: Since when can weathermen predict the future?
Rodney: Oh no you didn't.
elly: oh wait - that's just oma drifitng by
*a flux capacitor flies past*
elly: that's - that's not weather
*John chases after it*
Rodney: That's not real you know.
gt: *pours more drink*
Zelenka: It is raining.
nuby: scuse me - i'd like to be duct taped now for my own safety
Teal'c: do you require assistance?
elly: hey there lofty brow
teal'c: what you call me?
Hammond: Who you calling a MOTHERFRAKER, son?
galileo: what goes around comes around
justin timberlake: COPYRIGHT!!!
ba'al: GET THE FRAK OUT
justin timerlake: cry me a river
*some river* IS UNIMPRESSED
*Oma vaporises JT*
ba'al: my ship is leaking because?
Nuby: It's a submarine?
ba'al: DID YOU JUST SLIGHT MY SHIP
nuby: duct tape – please
Ra: MY PLEASURE
Ra: Not – WAIT
elly: we used it all on that toaster thing
Random Voice: I like it when they lie still... like that...
rodney: UM that repli-cashew is SO a hybrid
narrator: SHUT UP!
Zelenka: Is the repli-cashew lying still?
Ra: YES :D
Ra: Wait -
elly: lying - with what?
Oma: *points at Ra*
Daniel: Ooookay can anyone point me in the direction of the nearest bathroom...
o'neill: this room is so broken
Ba'al: Crawl into the airlock. And close the hatch.
elly: oy! no killing
Daniel: Is there an "engaged" sign?
elly: or persuading to kill
elly: or coaxing or suggesting
Ba'al: He'd be doing it himself!
Daniel: I vote for not flushing me out the toilet.
elly: YOUR HAND IS ON HIS
probably shouldn't have that gap
Ba'al: Are you questioning my manhood?
narrator: DON"T LOOK AT ME
Ra: You do that on your own.
elly: tooooooooooooo much info
*the Titanic crashes into the side of the ship*
elly: dr- who?
elly: *fwaps him*
The Doctor: He's my second cousin three times removed on my step-aunt's side of the family.
GT: Put some ice on it.
Zelenka: This is ridiculous.
Caz: The thing I want to know is ... why is the narrator fwaping people
nuby: *is shifty*
THE CHAIR: *suggestive smirk*
the room: *BACKS AWAY*
Caz: I hope no one sat in it.
Ba'al: *inspects rating*
ba'al: is this a price?
elly: more like - description
ba'al: i'ts pretty succint
*a lemming runs into the wall*
*and is eaten by a repli-cashew*
elly: we have got to do someting about this breeding program...
John: It's scarier than Jaws.
rodney: but it's endangered
elly: shortly WE"RE going to be endangered
ba'al: It's getting bigger
2012:The Time of the Cashew
Oma: They have been waiting a long time to rule the earth.
Zelenka: I thought that was the mice?
alien: *senses the hunt*
elly: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KILL IT BEAM IT MAKE IT GO AWAY
*another repli-cashew appears*
Thor: A malfunction. Our top scientists will work on this problem.
Zelenka: When is this supposed to happen?
Thor: Next century.
elly: i'm going to be over there on the couch - trying not to die
Ra: Too late.
ba'al: *eyebrow suggestive*
*Caz pulls Beckett behind the lounge*
*curls up between ba'al and rodney*
*Caz runs away from clone*
Beckett: But - it's me!
Ra: I can't believe it's not -
Nuby: *fwaps him*