Ba'al is goingto BOBW in November
uh huh yeah :D
Ba'al and Apophis at the same con...they're going to start a riot
is stalking allowed?
Apophis: I object!
Thor: There is nothing to object to.
Apophis: Yes! I refuse to be stalked.
Caz: Pipe down, no one would stalk you.
*Ba'al and Rodney feel left out*
*Ra munches fortune cookies*
*Ra reads fortune cookie*
rodney, you're already handcuffed to me, why would i stalk?
Ra: Expect to slide into a parallel dimension and land in something unpleasant.
Rodney: You stalk because you collect.
Beckett: Aye, that's true.
elly: SH! rodney, we're stalking!
Beckett: Elly's famed collection...
Caz: I have but one man in my collection and his name is not Matt.
Caz: Ah, but Beckett said yes.
elly: BECKETT SHUT UP YOU"RE ALERTING BA’AL TO THE PRESENCE OF STALKERS!
Heimdall: Pardon me, but Beckett didn't say yes.
Radek: Ne, don't scare her like that.
thor: all right, who took the beaming stone
Beckett: I didn't say yes.
Ba'al: He said "aye".
Thor: I'm sure this is supposed to make sense.
GT: Dude, just go with it.
Ford: When did Dude arrive?
Teal'c: What is a "dude"?
Ford: When did HE get here?
Teal'c: I am uncertain. Prepare to slide.
*Ford and Teal'c disappear*
Dude: Totally ripped, man.
Bartender: OMG i have cashews
*Bartender is pounced*
rodney: no you don't *steal*
*a cashew flies into the air*
*it is zapped*
*by ORI FIRE!*
Oma: Roasted cashew, my favourite.
Rodney: I got a question. Why are we calling him "Radek"?
elly: Fire extinguisher
Caz: Is there a fire extinguisher?
radek: because it's as far away from the word bunny as i can get
Beckett: But not far enough away from "rabbit".
Narrator: Henceforth, Radek Zelenka will be known as rabbit.
Oma; OH NO HE WON'T.
Narrator: But it says it in the script!
*Oma burns the script*
Bunny Boy: I have a bad feeling about this....
Beckett: Too late...
rodney: in this script, how many pages to i have?
ba'al: *looks awkward*
Elizabeth: But Rodney's job is to just look pretty.
Thor: 1 second to disaster.
Ra: That was...non eventful.
Bartender: Tell me about it.
elly: where the frak are we?
rodney: hey, it glows red
Beckett: It's a tissue box.
Beckett: I shrunk ourselves, love.
Rodney: But why is it glowing red?
rodney: *knocks on metal tissue box*
thor: the replicators have evolved
bt: and they have a plan
Ba'al: odd plan
Bunny Boy: Can I have my name back now?
Oma; *sets box on fire*
Thor: We must counteract this plan with out own.
bunny boy: careful of the tail
Thor: That was not what I hand in mind...
Replicator: Hand in mind?
Thor: Heimdallan slip.
elly: guys, what happened to earth. we were just there. THOR!!!
Caz: Was Thor drinking last night?
thor: what? beaming is humourously random
Oma: It's all fun and games until someone breaks a nail.
*Caz dives behind lounge*
Beckett: Oh, so there's a lounge now?
bunny boy: Brilliant. now look what you made him do. where are we?
ba'al: and it's PINK!
Heimdall: Tissues boxes do not have lounges.
Gollum: The pink, it burnssss us.
elly: *points* i need the bugs spray
oma: surely not *sets fire to it*
*an anvil lands next to Rodney*
*rodney gives a delayed jump*
ba'al: in most universes you would be dead
Hermiod; *nods* Hermiod.
thor and Heimdall: *facepalm*
Red phone: Hammond.
Beckett: I think I need to lie down.
*Red Phone and anvil get married*
Oma: why not float?
Beckett: I think I shall float.
Caz: You think too much.
*tissue box sprouts legs and roams off with strange red light flashing across the top*
Jack: No, Rodney, you cannot keep it.
Beckett: Good evening, General.
Jack: It says Colonel on my uniform.
elly: where'd nuby go?
elly: give it back
Ra: You stole Nuby?
*Ra turns to thor*
Ra: *shouts* Quick let's go before he comes back!
elly: give me the beaming stone!
jack: what, this beaming stone? *holds it up*
*Nuby runs through in platforms*
Beckett: Too late...
Caz: DO NOT PUSH THE STONE.
jack: this stone?
Zelenka: That stone.
Rodney: You got your name back!
Thor: Not again.
Oma: Are we not forgetting something?
Jack: The stone?
elly: get him rodney
*box walks past whistling 'all alone in the watchtower'*
Elizabeth: That's it Rodney, bend over like that, oh yes.
elly: Shouldn't you be unconscious?
elizabeth: ... i haven't read the script. OMG ARE THEY KILLING ME?
Beckett: Easy, love.
*a tumour explodes*
Narrator: Sorry, couldn't help myself.
elly: for the love of PETE
sam: Die and marry a donut.
Pete: But then I would eat them.
Nuby: Life insurance!
ba'al: so very wrong
*Beckett looks at Caz*
Caz: Eat me, baby.
Beckett: On the contrary, devour me.
elly: we're going to need noise cancelling headphones
Zelenka: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
rodney: and three serves of cashews
bt: i am not a bar tender
*Caz and Beckett roll away*
all except caz and beckett: THOR!!!!
thor: i have no beaming stone
Jack: This stone?
JACK! IS BACK!
Oma; No he's not.
pete: looks like a donut
jack: away insect
NUBY: EAT HIM EAT HIM EAT HIM
thor: even i know that's eww.
Nuby: ....*laughs weakly*
Ford: You have some seriously messed up fetishes.
ra: *fwaps nuby* don't say shit like that - people will hear you
jack: nice eye
Ford: my special wraith girlfriend thinks so.
jack: is that like, fancying hathor?
rodney: .... no.
Oma: Says he who fancies Wraith.
nuby: not unless hathor eats you
*from far off we hear disturbing references to food*
Rodney: What;s so disturbing about that?
Narrator: This is PG rated.
Oma: Wanna bet?
elly: oh frak, the moon's out
Thor: I meet your PG and raise you M.
*Caz and Beckett reappear*
jack: thor, uh, how?
Caz: did someone say moon?
Wraith: Don't get me started, I've been performing at theme parks all day.
ford: MY LOVE
steve: it's bob.
ford: where's STEVE
Steve: I'm changing my name to Ellia.
Sheppard: See what we have to deal with all day?!
Jack: I see.
Thor: No, you participate.
Jack: I see first.
sam: wanna fish?
sam: the black hole...
jack: no, i'm observing an alien culture.
sam: did daniel take over your body again?
jack: has the world gone completely cruvis?
*the room hides*
Zelenka: I shouldn't have sneezed...
oma: it was your destiny
Beckett: Start down the hay fever path and forever it will dominate your respiratory system.
Yoda: Unseemly, you are!
elly: oma, fetch rodney, ba'al and i some cashews.
oma: does it say waitress anywhere on this strange outfit?
rodney: is this a trick question?
Caz: Should we blackmail her with her sordid past?
Nuby: *grins suggestively*
yoda: i n u t s also would like
Beckett: Yoda wants nuts.
*Bartender looks down at Yoda*
Bartender: I'm sorry for your loss.
thor: don't you dare complain
Yoda: Those nuts, I have!
Ford: Dude, Narrator, Caz, that was bad.
room: *eye twitch*
CAZ: OH GOD PUT IT AWAY PUT IT AWAY
elly: see we do not want
rodney: but do see we of you
*a voice comes over the loudspeaker*---we did the mash...
----it was the MONSTER MASH----
Jack: No, IT was mashed potato.
---shut it, Colonel---
why does my head hurt, elly
because something weird just happened
Wraith: I find the Monster Mash racially offensive....
i think Late Nights just grew...
this isn't normal you know. this kind of conversation
One minute there were butterflies and babies...
then the next...
cashews and black holes
Yoda: See your black hole, I want to.
Caz: Shush, no more.
all: *covers ears*
I'm sorry I downloaded a really scary Yoda thing
elly: give yoda a bc
*Yoda drinks and bounces away*
Yoda: Follow the butterflies, I will!
rodney: do we still need the fly swatter?
Ba'al: Keep it just in case.
Thor: No, I do not wish to be swatted again.
Heimdall: Indeed, we do not understand human mating habits.
rodney: nothing to swat
Thor: A low blow.
rodney: ..... *doesn't say it*
Beckett: Anatomy can be very scary...
Oma: I was watching a show called McKay's Anatomy...
Zelenka: Ano, I remember, the lead character was called MEREDITH.
Beckett: Aye, MEREDITH.
Ba'al: Your name is Meredith?
*room explodes with laughter*
elly: *looks for weapon to assault with*
Meredith Rodney Mckay!
his name is Meredith
Rodney: It is not!
Ba'al: Admit it, earthling.
Darth McKay: I am your father!!!
Darth McKay: ???
Rodney: It's easier to accept.
elly: aren't you going to introduce me?
Caz: Elly, I think you have a potential father-in-law.
Darth McKay: Why hello .... ELLY
Darth McKay: You are exceptionally beautiful today.
*Ba'al and Rodney seethe*
elly: ba'al... need you for a sec
*Ba'al raises hand device*
Darth McKay: uh, why are there cashews all over this place
Thor: Earthling mating habit.
ba'al: do not speak while i am killing you
Darth McKay; ....want to buy some death sticks?
I HATE YOU KAYLEE
the same kaylee from stargate?
it's not working without Beckett!
how did you get this anyway?