Ba'al is goingto BOBW in November
OMG WHAT
uh huh yeah :D
Ba'al and Apophis at the same con...they're going to start a riot
is stalking allowed?
Apophis: I object!
Thor: There is nothing to object to.
Apophis: Yes! I refuse to be stalked.
Caz: Pipe down, no one would stalk you.
*elly stalks*
*Ba'al and Rodney feel left out*
*Ra munches fortune cookies*
*Ra reads fortune cookie*
rodney, you're already handcuffed to me, why would i stalk?
Ra: Expect to slide into a parallel dimension and land in something unpleasant.
Rodney: You stalk because you collect.
Beckett: Aye, that's true.
elly: SH! rodney, we're stalking!
Beckett: Elly's famed collection...
Caz: I have but one man in my collection and his name is not Matt.
Beckett: *scowls*
Caz: Ah, but Beckett said yes.
elly: BECKETT SHUT UP YOU"RE ALERTING BA’AL TO THE PRESENCE OF STALKERS!
rodney: Sh!
Heimdall: Pardon me, but Beckett didn't say yes.
All: WHAT?!
*Caz faints*
Radek: Ne, don't scare her like that.
Heimdall: *grudging*
thor: all right, who took the beaming stone
Beckett: I didn't say yes.
?!?!
Ba'al: He said "aye".
Thor: I'm sure this is supposed to make sense.
GT: Dude, just go with it.
*beam*
Ford: DUDE
Dude: Yes?
Ford: When did Dude arrive?
Teal'c: What is a "dude"?
Ford: When did HE get here?
Teal'c: I am uncertain. Prepare to slide.
*WOOOOSHHH!*
*Ford and Teal'c disappear*
Dude: Totally ripped, man.
Bartender: OMG i have cashews
*Bartender is pounced*
rodney: no you don't *steal*
*a cashew flies into the air*
*it is zapped*
*by ORI FIRE!*
Oma: Roasted cashew, my favourite.
Radek: Jezis...
Rodney: I got a question. Why are we calling him "Radek"?
elly: Fire extinguisher
Caz: Is there a fire extinguisher?
radek: because it's as far away from the word bunny as i can get
Beckett: But not far enough away from "rabbit".
Narrator: Henceforth, Radek Zelenka will be known as rabbit.
Oma; OH NO HE WON'T.
Narrator: But it says it in the script!
*Oma burns the script*
Narrator: Ahem...
Bunny Boy: I have a bad feeling about this....
Beckett: Too late...
rodney: in this script, how many pages to i have?
ba'al: *looks awkward*
rodney: what?
ba'al: nothing
Elizabeth: But Rodney's job is to just look pretty.
Caz: 3...
Beckett: 2...
Thor: 1 second to disaster.
elly: *protects*
*beam*
Ra: That was...non eventful.
Bartender: Tell me about it.
Nuby: ME!
Ra: You.
elly: where the frak are we?
rodney: hey, it glows red
Beckett: It's a tissue box.
Caz: o_O?
Beckett: Honey...
Caz: Uh...
Beckett: I shrunk ourselves, love.
Rodney: But why is it glowing red?
rodney: *knocks on metal tissue box*
thor: the replicators have evolved
bt: and they have a plan
Ba'al: odd plan
Bunny Boy: Can I have my name back now?
All: NO!
Oma; *sets box on fire*
Thor: We must counteract this plan with out own.
bunny boy: careful of the tail
Thor: That was not what I hand in mind...
Replicator: Hand in mind?
Thor: Heimdallan slip.
elly: guys, what happened to earth. we were just there. THOR!!!
Caz: Was Thor drinking last night?
thor: what? beaming is humourously random
ba'al: *Fwak*
thor: *GLARE*
Oma: It's all fun and games until someone breaks a nail.
ba'al: *Glow*
Thor: *beam*
*Caz dives behind lounge*
Beckett: Oh, so there's a lounge now?
Caz: Shuddup.
bunny boy: Brilliant. now look what you made him do. where are we?
ba'al: and it's PINK!
Heimdall: Tissues boxes do not have lounges.
Gollum: The pink, it burnssss us.
elly: *points* i need the bugs spray
oma: surely not *sets fire to it*
rodney: ewww...
thor: *beam*
Caz: BBQ?
*an anvil lands next to Rodney*
*Hermiod giggles*
Heimdall: Hermiod!
Thor: Hermiod!
*rodney gives a delayed jump*
Hermiod: Hermiod!
ba'al: in most universes you would be dead
Caz: Hermiod?
Hermiod; *nods* Hermiod.
thor and Heimdall: *facepalm*
Anvil: Hermiod
Red phone: Hammond.
Beckett: I think I need to lie down.
*Red Phone and anvil get married*
Oma: why not float?
Beckett: I think I shall float.
Caz: You think too much.
*tissue box sprouts legs and roams off with strange red light flashing across the top*
rodney: *watches*
Jack: No, Rodney, you cannot keep it.
Beckett: Good evening, General.
Jack: It says Colonel on my uniform.
elly: where'd nuby go?
jack: uh,
elly: give it back
Ra: You stole Nuby?
*Ra considers*
*Ra turns to thor*
Ra: *shouts* Quick let's go before he comes back!
elly: give me the beaming stone!
jack: what, this beaming stone? *holds it up*
thor: *GLOWER*
*Nuby runs through in platforms*
Beckett: Too late...
Caz: DO NOT PUSH THE STONE.
jack: this stone?
Zelenka: That stone.
Rodney: You got your name back!
Zelenka: Ano.
Zelenka: Hermiod.
Thor: Not again.
Oma: Are we not forgetting something?
Jack: The stone?
elly: get him rodney
rodney: *cower*
*box walks past whistling 'all alone in the watchtower'*
Elizabeth: That's it Rodney, bend over like that, oh yes.
Zelenka: o_O?
elly: Shouldn't you be unconscious?
elizabeth: ... i haven't read the script. OMG ARE THEY KILLING ME?
elly: *GLARE*
Beckett: Easy, love.
*a tumour explodes*
*Beckett glowers*
Narrator: Sorry, couldn't help myself.
elly: for the love of PETE
Pete: Yes?
sam: Die and marry a donut.
Pete: But then I would eat them.
Nuby: Life insurance!
Pete: Ah.
ba'al: wrong....
ba'al: so very wrong
Pete: what?
*Beckett looks at Caz*
Caz: Eat me, baby.
oma: *BURN*
Beckett: On the contrary, devour me.
elly: we're going to need noise cancelling headphones
Zelenka: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Pete: Sorry!
rodney: and three serves of cashews
bt: i am not a bar tender
*Caz and Beckett roll away*
all except caz and beckett: THOR!!!!
thor: i have no beaming stone
Jack: This stone?
jack: What?
lol
JACK! IS BACK!
Oma; No he's not.
pete: looks like a donut
jack: away insect
NUBY: EAT HIM EAT HIM EAT HIM
Jack: Ew...
all: *EEEEW*
thor: even i know that's eww.
Nuby: ....*laughs weakly*
Ford: You have some seriously messed up fetishes.
ra: *fwaps nuby* don't say shit like that - people will hear you
jack: nice eye
Ford: my special wraith girlfriend thinks so.
jack: is that like, fancying hathor?
rodney: .... no.
Oma: Says he who fancies Wraith.
nuby: not unless hathor eats you
all: EWWWWW
*from far off we hear disturbing references to food*
Rodney: What;s so disturbing about that?
Narrator: This is PG rated.
Oma: Wanna bet?
nuby: heee
elly: oh frak, the moon's out
Thor: I meet your PG and raise you M.
ra: *fwap*
*Caz and Beckett reappear*
jack: thor, uh, how?
Caz: did someone say moon?
Wraith: Don't get me started, I've been performing at theme parks all day.
ford: MY LOVE
steve: it's bob.
ford: where's STEVE
steve: uh,
Steve: I'm changing my name to Ellia.
:D
Bob: NOOO!
jack: *blink*
Sheppard: See what we have to deal with all day?!
Jack: I see.
Thor: No, you participate.
Jack: I see first.
Zelenka: ACHOOOO!
sam: wanna fish?
jack: Where?
sam: the black hole...
jack: no, i'm observing an alien culture.
sam: did daniel take over your body again?
jack: has the world gone completely cruvis?
*the room hides*
Zelenka: I shouldn't have sneezed...
oma: it was your destiny
Beckett: Start down the hay fever path and forever it will dominate your respiratory system.
Yoda: Unseemly, you are!
elly: oma, fetch rodney, ba'al and i some cashews.
oma: does it say waitress anywhere on this strange outfit?
rodney: is this a trick question?
Caz: Should we blackmail her with her sordid past?
Nuby: *grins suggestively*
yoda: i n u t s also would like
Beckett: Yoda wants nuts.
*Bartender looks down at Yoda*
Bartender: I'm sorry for your loss.
thor: don't you dare complain
Yoda: Those nuts, I have!
Ford: Dude, Narrator, Caz, that was bad.
room: *eye twitch*
Yoda: See?
CAZ: OH GOD PUT IT AWAY PUT IT AWAY
elly: see we do not want
rodney: but do see we of you
elly: *blink*
jack: 'it'?
*a voice comes over the loudspeaker*---we did the mash...
----it was the MONSTER MASH----
Jack: No, IT was mashed potato.
---shut it, Colonel---
why does my head hurt, elly
because something weird just happened
Wraith: I find the Monster Mash racially offensive....
i think Late Nights just grew...
this isn't normal you know. this kind of conversation
lmao!
It just....happened
several times
One minute there were butterflies and babies...
then the next...
cashews and black holes
Yoda: See your black hole, I want to.
Caz: Shush, no more.
all: *covers ears*
I'm sorry I downloaded a really scary Yoda thing
elly: give yoda a bc
Bartender: Affirmative.
*Yoda drinks and bounces away*
Yoda: Follow the butterflies, I will!
rodney: do we still need the fly swatter?
Ba'al: Keep it just in case.
Thor: No, I do not wish to be swatted again.
Heimdall: Indeed, we do not understand human mating habits.
rodney: nothing to swat
Thor: A low blow.
rodney: ..... *doesn't say it*
Beckett: Anatomy can be very scary...
Oma: I was watching a show called McKay's Anatomy...
Zelenka: Ano, I remember, the lead character was called MEREDITH.
Rodney: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Beckett: Aye, MEREDITH.
Nuby: Meredith.
Hermiod: Meredith.
Bartender: Hermiod.
Ba'al: Your name is Meredith?
Rodney: No...um...
...
Rodney: Maybe.
*room explodes with laughter*
elly: *looks for weapon to assault with*
Meredith Rodney Mckay!
his name is Meredith
Rodney: It is not!
Ba'al: Admit it, earthling.
Rodney: NEVER!!!
Darth McKay: I am your father!!!
Rodney: Ok.
Darth McKay: ???
Rodney: It's easier to accept.
elly: ...
elly: aren't you going to introduce me?
Caz: Elly, I think you have a potential father-in-law.
Darth McKay: Why hello .... ELLY
Darth McKay: You are exceptionally beautiful today.
*Ba'al and Rodney seethe*
elly: ba'al... need you for a sec
*Ba'al raises hand device*
Darth McKay: uh, why are there cashews all over this place
Thor: Earthling mating habit.
ba'al: do not speak while i am killing you
Darth McKay; ....want to buy some death sticks?
I HATE YOU KAYLEE
the same kaylee from stargate?
it's not working without Beckett!
how did you get this anyway?
ZELENKA!!!!!
ZELENKA!!!
ZELENKA!!!
ZELENKA!!!
ZELENKA!!!