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Caz: Elly does and says some very odd thing when left to her own devices for too long.

goodevening!!!

 

or not... :(

*twiddles thumbs*

 

*starts roaming around the room looking for cashews*

 

*sharpens the spikes on Rodney's collar*

 

*begins conversation with the bar stool*

 

elly: so

 

bs: so

 

elly: i've been stood up how about you?

 

bs: you stood up? i've been waiting for you to return to the bar for over four months!

 

elly: oh, sorry about that. to my credit you did chase me and threaten to eat me

 

bs: i did?

 

elly: several times

 

bs: oh

 

elly: so we're cool?

 

bs: yeah we're cool :D

 

*pause*

 

bs: you have anymore of that blue glowing substance? you know, the stuff that made you float and go?

 

bs: i mean, glow?

 

elly: yeah want some?

 

bs: yes please, i've been feeling a little grounded lately

 

*elly pours blue substance on bar stool*

 

*suddenly the stool glows brightly and lifts off the ground with an almightily roar*

 

bs: EXCELLENT

 

elly: um

 

bs: NOW back to what i like to do best

 

elly: what's that?

 

bs: chasing you of course

 

elly: uh oh. but you said you were good? lonely even...

 

bs: i am the evil original bar stool and you are the focus of my entertainment tonight

 

elly: oh darn

 

*elly runs*

 

bs: *the stool follows*

 

*zelenka hops past*

 

*bs blinks*

 

bs: what was that?

 

elly: you couldn't handle that much truth, trust me

 

bs: right

 

*bs continues chasing*

 

*elly resumes running*

 

elly: so, this is tonne 'o fun.

 

bs: don't even get me started on that sorry excuse for an amusement park

 

elly: well, do you want to chat while you chase me?

 

bs: i will still injure you if i catch you

 

elly: well i figured as much

 

bs: then please proceed

 

elly: right, well, why don't we start off with a joke? have you heard this one, "a jaffa walked into a bar..."

 

bs: oh please, i was there.

 

elly: oh, well you do better!

 

bs: okay, so there was this blonde, in a vacuum.

 

elly: not what i had in mind.

 

bs: sh! it's good

 

elly: no i will not shush

 

bs: and so this blonde was trying her best to scale this glass wall and i walked up to her and said, "um, elly, what'cha doing?"

 

elly: :@

 

bs: and she said, "trying to see what's on the other side." *bursts into laughter*

 

elly: okay, first of all, you totally told that wrong, secondly, neither you or i was there, thirdly, you blended to separate jokes together, but MOST importantly I GET TOLD A BLONDE JOKE AT LEAST ONCE A DAY BY MY MUM, BROTHER, AND DAD so i would prefer it you found something else to talk about

 

bs: and i would prefer it if my food didn't talk back!

 

elly: RIGHT

 

bs: RIGHT

 

elly: uh oh

 

bs: what's wrong now?

 

elly: well, let's just say, hypothetically

 

bs: of course

 

elly: if i'd just had this really long conversation with myself would that make me a little strange?

 

bs: as opposed to a floating, glowing evil bar stool existing only in the cyber reality or database?

 

elly: yeah

 

bs: yeah

 

elly: thanks

 

bs: no problem

 

elly: back to running?

 

bs: yep

 

*chases*

 

*listens to parents swear loudly at football*

 

elly: second damn match of the day

 

bs: QUIET FOOD

 

elly: please do not address me in that manner

 

elly: *grabs brownie as she flies past the bar*

 

bs: OIY!

 

elly: bite me buddy

 

bs: I will as soon as I catch you!

 

elly: kinky

 

bs: ???!!! i didn't mean it that way

 

elly: sure buddy

 

*the chase continues*

 

elly: OH CAZ!!! i'm about to get eaten by an intoxicated bar stool you might want to think about dropping by! lmao

 

bs: you cry for help in your weakness but i will catch you

 

elly: look dude, that's the last time i take pity on an inanimate object

 

bs: inanimate?

 

elly: you have an exceptional point there

 

bs: damn straight

 

*they continue flying around the convo*

 

OMG WHAT HAPPENED HERE

 

YOU LEFT ME ALONE!!!

Beckett turned to the camera and said,
"Are you sure you're immune?"